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Tips on how to survive a horror movie?

slasher movies are funny as hell because they're so predictable. we need a list of things not to do if someone with a mask is ready to cut your throat.

if you are a woman, never strip and take a shower in slow motion.

when you're searching a house because you think there is something dangerous there, turn on the damn lights!

never back out of one room into another without looking. It's always behind you.

anybody else have any good ones?
oldskool Saturday 11/21/2009 at 01:25 AM | 58256
never go to summer camp, its a bad idea no matter how you slice it.

El Diablo Saturday 11/21/2009 at 03:54 AM | 58263
Never put a mirror on your bathroom cabinet.

Because you'll think you're alone, but when you open the cabinet and close it again, you'll see the killer in the reflection standing right behind you.
Dan_Halen Saturday 11/21/2009 at 04:38 AM | 58265
don't hitchhike. ever.
El Diablo Saturday 11/21/2009 at 04:56 AM | 58266
If the first 10 gun blasts didn't do any good, there's a good chance the next 10 won't work either!


pamelavoorheesRIP Saturday 11/21/2009 at 02:32 PM | 58277
if your being chased just run as fast as posble, try not to trip and never ever look back!
customcritters Saturday 11/21/2009 at 04:57 PM | 58292
Make sure your vehicle is always in great working condition (battery, gas, tires...etc.) and a keyless entry would be a good idea!

Also, if the killer is a power walker dont out run him completely or he will just pop-out somewhere ahead of you. Keep a safe running distance between the two of you.
Thorn Saturday 11/21/2009 at 10:05 PM | 58301
Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

Dan_Halen Saturday 11/21/2009 at 10:56 PM | 58303
If you think you killer is dead don't go back slowly to try and take their mask off. bad idea. just keep stabbing or shooting until you know without a shadow of a doubt theyre no longer a part of this earth.

oldskool Saturday 11/21/2009 at 11:59 PM | 58309


ChicagoShark Sunday 11/22/2009 at 02:13 AM | 58325
Never watch a horror movie while you’re in a horror movie.

joelsparks Sunday 11/22/2009 at 04:53 AM | 58342
never say i'll be right back. because you wont.
El Diablo Sunday 11/22/2009 at 07:38 PM | 58363
Don't go playing pranks on the caretaker at a summer camp as he will come back and kick your @ss or worse.
cropsy Sunday 11/22/2009 at 11:57 PM | 58368
did we mention dont have sex?

sausagecake Monday 11/23/2009 at 03:10 AM | 58382
have busta rymes near you at all times.

pamelavoorheesRIP Monday 11/23/2009 at 06:07 PM | 58410
have busta rymes near you at all times.
El Diablo Wednesday 11/25/2009 at 02:39 PM | 58499
NEVER EVER EVER go running into the woods, or forrest etc. you know you're gonna trip over somewhere, whats the point????

Always have someone with you.

have a close relationship to whoever you think the protagonist is, you're less likely to die. If you are about to die, blame the main person for not saving you.

Dont be an a-hole.

dont be the bitchy or slutty girl.

do any of this, and it's

for you.
JACK Monday 1/11/2010 at 12:23 AM | 60125