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How about a little impromptu FUNNIEST CAPTION contest?

Come up with the "Funniest Caption" for this picture below, post your response in this thread on our new forum here and win a free HorrorBid T-Shirt. Limit 2 entries per person please (so use them wisely). Winner will be announced tomorrow evening, January 27th, 10PM EST. Good luck...

"C'mon guys, you don't like my Victor Crowley impreson?"

"Ah, I got a splitting headache... This one's got Excedrin written all over it."

"Who's ready for a TICKLE fight!?!" I'll save my second one for later!

"...Now that I got the ax, guess I'll have to file for unemployment!!"or "....Are those boobs real??"

OK hear is my entry:

"I am just about ready for my dinner date. Now let me ask you something. Does the ax buried in my forehead make me look a little too much like a homicidal maniac? I don't want to give the wrong impreson but if this date doesn't go well I am just going to lose it."

"Last time I ever say anything about Booman's HUGE head!!!"

"I knew I should never have said remaking Jaws was a great idea"

Never try to tickle a lumberjack...

"Apply directly to the forehead, my ass!!"

"Raaaaawwrrrrrrr, Paul Bunyon .. baaaaaaaaaad!!"

Come up with the "Funniest Caption" for this picture below, post your response in this thread on our new forum here and win a free HorrorBid T-Shirt. Limit 2 entries per person please (so use them wisely). Winner will be announced tomorrow evening, January 26th, 10PM EST. Good luck...





"Ax me another one."

Scary HorrorBid guy said he had free candy!!!! HE SAID FREE CANDY!!!!!

My second entry: "This is what happens when you try to date out of your league guys. An ax in the head."

"Reverse Psychology!!! GO AHEAD AND AXE AWAY ALL YOU WANT!!!, AHH WHOO WHOO WHOO!!!!!!!"

SECOND ENTRY

"I try to kiss a woman, and this I what I get? I even practiced "safe breath" with Dentyne Ice!, I'm not a happy camper right now, SO IM GONNA TAKE IT OUT ON INNOCENT

DEFENSELESS

LITTLE TEENAGERS!!!!

this fu*%$g hurts !

"Was that realy necessary? I think somebody needs a hug!"

Before I take this axe out of my head and put it into yours, would you like a hug?

"All I was doing was trying to grab your boobs and this is what I get?!? An axe in the FKN head?!?!? This is our tenth date!!!B!tch you have intimacy issues!!"

"All I was doing was trying to grab your boobs and this is what I get?!? An axe in the FKN head?!?!? This is our tenth date!!!B!tch you have intimacy issues!!"

My last one!

"Dude where's my car?"

"You think an axe is going to stop me?? I'm Jason Voorhees BITCH!"

I know we only get two but had to add this as a friend wanted me to when he was over and saw this.

Damn I'd take another ax to the head if I could get rid of the hemroids. Give me the damn preperation H cream bitch!!

First off, terrific entries by everyone! This one was just to hard for me to decide so I left it up to Joel, Barsky and the rest of the team here. It literally came down to one vote.

Congrats to BNIZZLE for his...

"...Now that I got the ax, guess I'll have to file for unemployment!!" or "....Are those boobs real??" Both got equal enjoyment. We loved the play on ax and Joel loved the fact that Jason looks like he is reaching out for someones breasts!Overall terrific time, we hope you guys had fun and stay tuned for Feb. 1st as we have the BIG Prop Shop mask giveaway. That one will be fun for sure!

Bnizzle send us your shirt ze and address via PM here if you would and thanks again to everyone for joining in the fun! This is what you will see a lot more of in 2011!

Congrats bnizzle.