On this day, someone was born who is an individual on a higher plane of existence than the rest of us.The Man, the myth, the legend...
BRUCE CAMPBELL
He was there to save you from the evil dead
He taught you how to be a thief (and not get caught)
He told you about muc and mummies
And he told you how to treat the ladies right
So in honor of his birthday, remember a few things...
1) Dont go to cabins in the words
2) Its never too early for a drink in South Florida
3) JFK is black, and living in a nurng home
4) Always avenge your father's death, with a pretty blonde on your arm
Finally, in November, when you are unsure what your choice may be, remember...In Bruce We Trust.