On this day, someone was born who is an individual on a higher plane of existence than the rest of us.The Man, the myth, the legend...
He was there to save you from the evil dead
He taught you how to be a thief (and not get caught)
He told you about muc and mummies
And he told you how to treat the ladies right
So in honor of his birthday, remember a few things...
1) Dont go to cabins in the words
2) Its never too early for a drink in South Florida
3) JFK is black, and living in a nurng home
4) Always avenge your father's death, with a pretty blonde on your arm
Finally, in November, when you are unsure what your choice may be, remember...In Bruce We Trust.