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The Greatest Horror Movie Taglines...EVER?

You have to respect the taglines used on most movie posters and trailers. A lot of the time they are more original and creative than the movie it self. The following is my list of the greatest taglines to ever grace a horror movie poster.

"If this movie doesnt make your skin crawl... Its on too tight."Black Christmas 1974 "To avoid fainting, keep repeating... Its only a movie... Its only a movie..."The Last House On The Left 1972 "When theres no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the earth."Dawn Of The Dead 1978 "Its not human, and its got an axe!"The Prey 1980 "Its cheaper than a chainsaw!"The Nail Gun Massacre 1985 "Please dont disturb Evelyn. She already is."Mountaintop Motel Massacre 1983 "Herbert West has a very good head on his shoulders... And another one in a dish on his desk."Re-Animator 1985 "The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is... Theyre dead."Night Of The Creeps 1986 "Get a load of Chucky."Seed Of Chucky 2004 "The lucky ones died first."The Hills Have Eyes 1977 "Man is the warmest place to hide."The Thing 1982 "Today... The pond! Tomorrow... The World!"Frogs 1972 "Science created him. Now Chuck Norris must destroy him."lent Rage 1982 "Not to be confused with King Kong."A*P*E 1976 "Can a full grown woman truly love a midget?"Freaks 1932 "This woman just cut, chopped, broke, and burned five men beyond recognition... But no jury in America would ever convict her!"I Spit On Your Grave 1978 "You have the right to be lent. Forever."Maniac Cop 1988 "Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas."Army Of Darkness 1992 "Kiss your nerves good-bye."Evil Dead 2 1987 "They wont stay dead."Night Of The Living Dead 1968 "Who will survive and what will be left of them?"The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 1974 "The King Vs. The King of the Dead."Bubba Ho-Tep 2002 "The only thing more terrifying than the last 12 minutes of this film is the first 92."Suspiria 1977 "Warning! The monster demands a mate!"Bride Of Frankenstein 1935 "100% medically accurate."The Human Centipede 2009
Maynardtscuggs Thursday 5/05/2011 at 07:43 PM | 75556
HAHA

I laughed at about half of these! Aren't movie taglines th best ! ! !

Tobyisoctopus Thursday 5/05/2011 at 08:17 PM | 75557
These movie taglines are awesome, I gotta say that I think Suspiria's tagline is the most original and powerful.
Sephit Thursday 5/05/2011 at 10:23 PM | 75567
This one was posted last week by bnizzle, and it makes me laugh every time I see it.

Granted, this is one of those movies that only Mystery Science Theater 3000 could appreciate, but you have to love this tagline for it's mple stupidity.

gummi Friday 5/06/2011 at 03:43 AM | 75592
This one was posted last week by bnizzle, and it makes me laugh every time I see it.

Granted, this is one of those movies that only Mystery Science Theater 3000 could appreciate, but you have to love this tagline for it's mple stupidity.



Damn that is funny, I hope they weren't meaning for it to be serious haha
Sephit Friday 5/06/2011 at 06:50 PM | 75628
yeah,that movie is awesome!love it
breakfast Tuesday 5/31/2011 at 08:21 AM | 76985
"Are you eating it ... or is it eating you?" - The Stuff (1985)
latingoddyss Thursday 6/30/2011 at 06:19 PM | 77902
Nice list!!
2LindsayMorrison Thursday 6/30/2011 at 07:57 PM | 77910
"Humans are such easy prey" From Beyond (1986)

"Every year young people disappear " Tourist Trap (1979)

"Bit by bit he carved a nightmare!" The Toolbox Murders (1978)
mdmanmarz Thursday 6/30/2011 at 11:12 PM | 77923