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'Breeders' A Trashfiend's Delight? (Review)

BREEDERS is an interesting twist on the old school invaon theme. Plenty of New York’s virgin women are being accosted by mysterious strangers. Even worse, these bold confrontations quickly escalate into full blown rape. None of the sexual assault victims are killed, but there’s a downright terrifying man in a lubricated rubber suit running around randomly killing plenty of other New Yorkers (including a homeless woman. . .come on you heartless bastards). These women aren’t killed because, obviously - they’re carriers, just bodies with the sole purpose of reproduction. One of NYPD’s… finest, Detective Andriotti (Lance Lewman) enlists the asstance of Dr. Gamble Pace (Teresa Farley), who’s been monitoring the incoming rape victims, to aide him in solving this strange puzzle.

There are plenty of minor plot details that ultimately sew the loose fabrics together, but most of those details are so goofy they’re worth not reading about. However, approaching this article with that mindset… well, maybe the article should be done about… now.Buy some beer for this one. Even at only 77 minutes running time, you'll likely need it to make it through BREEDERS, although you'll certainly discover your inner guffaw in the process.

Grade: C- (for the laughs and the nudity!)
Matt_Molgaard Saturday 10/15/2011 at 04:18 PM | 85145