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SICKorSHIT Review: A SERBIAN FILM - "Newborn Porn?!?!"
What films do you think of when I say the phrase "extreme cinema"? Ask the average film fan and he/she will say such titles as "The Human Centipede" or "The Last House On The Left". Ask a horror fan and they may say such titles as "Inde" or "Audition". But ask me, and I will say "A Serbian Film".
--- WARNING --- The content talked about is extremely disturbing
Synops of A Serbian Film: In Serbia, the retired porn star Milos is married with his beloved wife Marija and they have a little son, Peter, that is their pride and joy. The family is facing financial difficulties, but out of the blue, Milos is contacted by the porn actress Lejla that offers him a job opportunity in an art film. Milos is introduced to the director Vukmir that offers a millionaire contract to Milos to act in a film. However, Vukmir neither show the screenplay nor tell the story to Milos. Milos discuss the proposal with Marija and he gns the contract. But sooner he finds that Vukmir and his crew are involved in ck snuff films of pedophilia, necrophilia and torture and there is no way back to him and maybe it is too late to protect his family. IMDBOn hearing about this ck twisted film I thought to myself "I must watch this!". After thinking that i then realized how disturbed I must be to want to watch a movie where a newborn baby is molested, i then proceeded to contemplate what my life had come to. After crying in my darkened room I then proceeded to attain the so called "ckest film ever made" and shortly after sat down...waiting to be unsettled.
Before I get into the gritty nastiness of this movie I'm just going to build the tenon by talking about the acting and cinematography. The acting was fantastic, Srdjan Todorovic did a great job as Milos, I have a lot of respect
him to take on such a dark and powerful role and I believe it takes a great actor to make people feel sorry for a character doing these disgusting deeds. The film centered around Milos so other actors didn't get the chance to display their acting abilities but from what I saw, both Sergej Trifunovic and Jelena Gavrilovic did a brilliant job. For a film made for the soul purpose to shock, the film is shot beautifully, the film has a lot of atmosphere and has a beautiful sound track, the lighting and camera angles are amazing and almost puts you in a dream like state.
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Now, here it comes, the ultimate question. Is this the most disturbing film ever made? My answer is .....most certainly...
Here is a run through of the 4 most graphic/disturbing scenes portrayed in this film...(here comes the funny part of this review)
SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS!
THE "NEWBORN BABY" SCENE = Bloody hell! This scene is bloody mental! This scene is definatly the most uncomfortable scene in movie history. We see a woman give birth to a young child, a complete cunt of a human being (Yes! Im angry!)
then proceeds to rape the baby. Even though I felt completely disgusted I did chuckle when the man slaps the babies bottom with a cheeky look on his face....................yep, I'm going to hell.........
THE "UNDER THE BLANKET" SCENE = This scene really disturbed me. We witness Milos go into a room where we see two figures under white blankets (we do not know who are under these blankets). Milos and his brother then proceed to rape these to people. Milo then discovers its his very young son (who is approximately 5 years old) and his beloved wife! Milos is sodomizing his son! Milos's brother is raping his wife! You will not find a scene like this in an ordinary film! A Serbian Film is a truly extraordinary film! I don't know about you but the millisecond i realized i was raping my son i would withdraw my hopefully un-erect penis immediately! But Milos gives a few more thrusts then just stands there with his penis resting inde his son!!! WTF!!! I don't think Milos understood the
seriousness of the tuation....to be fair....the past few days he had been up to his eyeballs on horse viagra. Shortly after comes the "cock in the eye socket scene"...
THE "COCK IN THE EYE SOCKET" SCENE = This scene is fantastic, throughout the whole film we see poor Milos being pushed around by a complete wanker with one eye (serves him right!) and I thoroughly enjoyed seeing Milos putting his huge warm throbbing blood covered boner in this guys eye, destroying his brain. They should defiantly make a superhero comic about Milos, i cant think of a witty enough name to call him, but The Adventures Of Bonerman seems to fit the part. "The Adventures Of Bonerman" trademark CKorSHIT 2012THE ENDING = This ending resembles such films as "The Strangers" or "The Mist" where it is extremely depresng (obviously this ending is the most extreme). Due to the not-so-happy ending, the family decide to all shoot themselves. Milos, his son and his wife (all dead) lay on a bed covered in blood, we see three men with a camera in the room with them, the next few words of dialogue literally made me scream out loud "Jesus Christ!".....the only way to find out what he says is to watch the film........only joking, I'm not that mean, he says..."Come on, start with the little one"...we then see one man unzip his trousers...YAY!
END OF SPOILERS! END OF SPOILERS! END OF SPOILERS
Phew! Now that grulling experience is over i will now give the film a score! I am going to score this film on three separate levels:
- 10/10 - for gore and how much it disturbed me
- 7/10 - for the film in general
- 10/10 - the fact its pushing cinema into a new extreme
Overall this movie is CK in every sense of the bloody word! Many people who are ealy offended will defiantly say this film is SHIT but this film isn't for them.
If you like fucked up shit, defiantly check out this film!
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--- WARNING --- The content talked about is extremely disturbing
Synops of A Serbian Film: In Serbia, the retired porn star Milos is married with his beloved wife Marija and they have a little son, Peter, that is their pride and joy. The family is facing financial difficulties, but out of the blue, Milos is contacted by the porn actress Lejla that offers him a job opportunity in an art film. Milos is introduced to the director Vukmir that offers a millionaire contract to Milos to act in a film. However, Vukmir neither show the screenplay nor tell the story to Milos. Milos discuss the proposal with Marija and he gns the contract. But sooner he finds that Vukmir and his crew are involved in ck snuff films of pedophilia, necrophilia and torture and there is no way back to him and maybe it is too late to protect his family. IMDBOn hearing about this ck twisted film I thought to myself "I must watch this!". After thinking that i then realized how disturbed I must be to want to watch a movie where a newborn baby is molested, i then proceeded to contemplate what my life had come to. After crying in my darkened room I then proceeded to attain the so called "ckest film ever made" and shortly after sat down...waiting to be unsettled.
Before I get into the gritty nastiness of this movie I'm just going to build the tenon by talking about the acting and cinematography. The acting was fantastic, Srdjan Todorovic did a great job as Milos, I have a lot of respect
him to take on such a dark and powerful role and I believe it takes a great actor to make people feel sorry for a character doing these disgusting deeds. The film centered around Milos so other actors didn't get the chance to display their acting abilities but from what I saw, both Sergej Trifunovic and Jelena Gavrilovic did a brilliant job. For a film made for the soul purpose to shock, the film is shot beautifully, the film has a lot of atmosphere and has a beautiful sound track, the lighting and camera angles are amazing and almost puts you in a dream like state.
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Columnist/Columnists/2010/12/9/1291915324426/a-serbian-film-006.jpg" class="photoborder" />
Now, here it comes, the ultimate question. Is this the most disturbing film ever made? My answer is .....most certainly...
Here is a run through of the 4 most graphic/disturbing scenes portrayed in this film...(here comes the funny part of this review)
SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS!
THE "NEWBORN BABY" SCENE = Bloody hell! This scene is bloody mental! This scene is definatly the most uncomfortable scene in movie history. We see a woman give birth to a young child, a complete cunt of a human being (Yes! Im angry!)
then proceeds to rape the baby. Even though I felt completely disgusted I did chuckle when the man slaps the babies bottom with a cheeky look on his face....................yep, I'm going to hell.........
THE "UNDER THE BLANKET" SCENE = This scene really disturbed me. We witness Milos go into a room where we see two figures under white blankets (we do not know who are under these blankets). Milos and his brother then proceed to rape these to people. Milo then discovers its his very young son (who is approximately 5 years old) and his beloved wife! Milos is sodomizing his son! Milos's brother is raping his wife! You will not find a scene like this in an ordinary film! A Serbian Film is a truly extraordinary film! I don't know about you but the millisecond i realized i was raping my son i would withdraw my hopefully un-erect penis immediately! But Milos gives a few more thrusts then just stands there with his penis resting inde his son!!! WTF!!! I don't think Milos understood the
seriousness of the tuation....to be fair....the past few days he had been up to his eyeballs on horse viagra. Shortly after comes the "cock in the eye socket scene"...
THE "COCK IN THE EYE SOCKET" SCENE = This scene is fantastic, throughout the whole film we see poor Milos being pushed around by a complete wanker with one eye (serves him right!) and I thoroughly enjoyed seeing Milos putting his huge warm throbbing blood covered boner in this guys eye, destroying his brain. They should defiantly make a superhero comic about Milos, i cant think of a witty enough name to call him, but The Adventures Of Bonerman seems to fit the part. "The Adventures Of Bonerman" trademark CKorSHIT 2012THE ENDING = This ending resembles such films as "The Strangers" or "The Mist" where it is extremely depresng (obviously this ending is the most extreme). Due to the not-so-happy ending, the family decide to all shoot themselves. Milos, his son and his wife (all dead) lay on a bed covered in blood, we see three men with a camera in the room with them, the next few words of dialogue literally made me scream out loud "Jesus Christ!".....the only way to find out what he says is to watch the film........only joking, I'm not that mean, he says..."Come on, start with the little one"...we then see one man unzip his trousers...YAY!
END OF SPOILERS! END OF SPOILERS! END OF SPOILERS
Phew! Now that grulling experience is over i will now give the film a score! I am going to score this film on three separate levels:
- 10/10 - for gore and how much it disturbed me
- 7/10 - for the film in general
- 10/10 - the fact its pushing cinema into a new extreme
Overall this movie is CK in every sense of the bloody word! Many people who are ealy offended will defiantly say this film is SHIT but this film isn't for them.
If you like fucked up shit, defiantly check out this film!
Check out our:
Blog:
http://soshorror.blogspot.com/ Twitter:
https://twitter.com/#!/CKSHIThorror Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/CKorSHI ... 3212346494 Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/user/CKorSHIThorror
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Check out this review at
http://soshorror.blogspot.com/2012/02/s ... -porn.html ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Aroesti
Friday 2/24/2012 at 09:42 PM | 90793
I don't think the wheels were turning for little peter by the end of this. A ck twisted masterpiece. I've seen it once and will never watch it again ever!
krsdacritter
Saturday 2/25/2012 at 08:25 AM | 90807
i was kind of suprised by this was expected it to just be exploitation cinema. but t is much more than that its a real film. with a storyline. although very twisted. thougth it was a grreat film and felt for poor milos.
scarecroww
Sunday 2/26/2012 at 02:52 PM | 90823
