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The Beach Girls and the Monster

The film opens with a bunch of teeny-boppers dancing on the beach. One of them is murdered by the lliest looking monster in creation. Try to imagine a conehead covered with kelp, and you’ll get the idea. The local police (both of them) spring into action, and take a plaster cast of some footprints in the sand. Dr. Otto Lindsay (Hall, pulling double duty) plays some kind of mutant fish expert and lends his expertise to the case. His son, Richard, played by some dude, is more interested in chicks than fish, which bugs Hall no end. Richard’s pal Mark is sculpting a bust of Hall’s wife Vicky, played by the very sexy Sue Casey. Every time Casey is on screen, we hear saxophones, a piano, muted trumpets, etc. Mark walks with a limp, the result of a car accident caused by Richard. The upde is that Mark could audition to be Marshal Dillon’s dekick. Mark has the hots for Vicky. Vicky plays him like a cheap fiddle. This has nothing to do with the plot. In fact, nothing has anything to do with the plot. Found Footage
michel12 Thursday 3/01/2012 at 01:18 PM | 90966