FRIGHTMARE VIDEO proudly announces the release of Terry Lofton's 1986 slasher, cheese-fest on a Numbered, Limited Edition, retro VHS big box
"The best movie ever filmed in Seagoville, TX!" - Joe Bob Briggs
“No Joke, this is the worst movie ever made!” – IMDB.com
A true direct to video release in 1986, Nail Gun Massacre now gets a retro VHS clam-shell release complete with painted cover art never before available in the US! Featuring the rarely seen in the over-seas art with a retro box degned by M. Mrakota Orsman (http://mirthquake.net
Featuring an all new muc video by old school death metal band "Nailgun Massacre" (http://www.nailgunmassacre.net
) for their hit ngle "Nailed to the Wall".
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About Nail Gun Massacre
Originally titled Texas Nail Gun Massacre and Construction Kills, this 1986 "so bad it's good" slasher revels in its own ineptitude. Unintentional laughs abound as a small town doctor (Rocky Patterson wearing a blue jean jacket and black muscle shirt) teams up with the local sheriff (Grizzly Adams look-a-like Ron Queen) to solve a series of disturbing murders. Our killer speaks....but his voice (or her voice, one can never tell) sounds like Darth Vader as he spouts the lamest one liners ever committed to film. A dead body lies unnoticed on a busy main street dewalk. A nailed victim falls dead on top of a BBQ grill....and pushes himself back up when the grill begins to fall over.
And you thought TROLL 2 was bad!
All this PLUS:
• Hairy sex on a tree
• Pants on gang rape
• Action packed gold hearse and 80's Camaro car chase
This highly collectible VHS retro release is NUMBERED and STRICTLY LIMITED to 1000 copies! The first 25 orders will receive the rare 2004, director released veron of Nail Gun Massacre on DVD!
• Official T-Shirt available at RottenCotten.com - on sale in honor of this announcement for $11.99 for a limited time!
The VHS will premiere excluvely on May 4-6 at Texas Frightmare Weekend (http://www.texasfrightmareweekend.com
) in Dallas where the members of the cast will appear for a special screening, Q&A and autograph seson. The VHS is
available for pre-order NOW at http://www.NailGunMassacre.com
• New, uncut VHS Retro Edition
• Black clamshell case
• Red VHS Cassette
• "Nailed to the Wall" muc video by "Nailgun Massacre"
• PRE ORDER NOW AT http://www.nailgunmassacre.com
• Shipping begins May 15, 2012.
• Retail Price: $32.95
• 1 hour 30 minute run time including features
• Format: VHS/NTSC
• Original 4x3 aspect ratio
• English language
PRE-ORDER AT http://www.nailgunmassacre.com
for only $26.95!