It's hard to believe that my 1400th headline here at the 'Bid may also be responble for leaving major pecker tracks in our very own Justin Swarens' tighty-whities, but hey what do you expect when you unveil a brand new featurette for Piranha 3DD and it features the German heartthrob himself, David Hasselhoff bare-chested, savagely tanned and larger then life!? Now I'm sure the vast majority of the Bidite Nation will ultimately pay no mind to this video, because let's face it - it's just a video of David Hasselhoff babbling on and on. But to one Bidite, who just so happens to be the Head Honcho here at the 'Bid, this is truly a glorious day.
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Look for more of the Hoff when Piranha 3DD hits theaters and VOD on June 1st.