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THE POLITE WAY TO SAY I HAVE TO PEE During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said:

'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying:

'That would be rude and impolite.What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said:

'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.I'l l be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice

to say the word 'bathroom' at the dinner table.'

'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once

and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said 'I would say:

Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?

I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

And, the teacher fainted....
kweandee Tuesday 11/25/2008 at 06:15 PM | 25480
HAHAH, Des you have done it again.

Great post!

Evildsm Tuesday 11/25/2008 at 06:33 PM | 25482
LOL figured you guys would get a kick out of that one

kweandee Tuesday 11/25/2008 at 10:47 PM | 25524
THE POLITE WAY TO SAY I HAVE TO PEE During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said:

'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying:

'That would be rude and impolite.What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said:

'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.I'l l be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice

to say the word 'bathroom' at the dinner table.'

'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once

and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said 'I would say:

Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?

I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

And, the teacher fainted.... good one were did you read ehis one from lol
lapazza143 Tuesday 11/25/2008 at 10:56 PM | 25531
good one were did you read ehis one from lol


kweandee Wednesday 11/26/2008 at 12:36 AM | 25558


HILARIOUS!
DarkArtist81 Wednesday 11/26/2008 at 12:52 AM | 25560
HAHAHAHAHA

Great one Des. I didn't remember this!

And you know the last from the baby chicken without ass?

Poor baby, he's gonna fart and explode....

L√úCKMANN Wednesday 11/26/2008 at 09:51 AM | 25579