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INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition,20Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed underable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0

and Golf Clubs 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 mply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these

problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

gned,

Desperate.

>>DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as degned, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy lence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very20bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize

control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0

program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might conder buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7

Good Luck Babe! Tech Support
kweandee Wednesday 12/03/2008 at 05:32 PM | 26733
Damn Des...

I thought you were different... LOL

Nice one, sweets!

L√úCKMANN Wednesday 12/03/2008 at 05:35 PM | 26734
LOL you know I gotta share the funny things people send me with you guys :)
kweandee Wednesday 12/03/2008 at 05:40 PM | 26735
Damn Des, another funny post.

You are really on a roll now.

Evildsm Wednesday 12/03/2008 at 06:55 PM | 26739
I resemble that post.

Snoballz Wednesday 12/03/2008 at 07:49 PM | 26752