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Finish the Script thread....

Justin came up with this idea in the chat tonight, so I altered his idea completely and now I'm going to claim it as my own.



We are all going to come up with a script together.

Add a few lines and keep it going.

lets see what we can come up with.

Once upon a time there was this small buness owner by the name of Justin.

He was quite the ladies man and often found himself in the strangest tuations.

On one particular wednesday night, he...

had the strongest craving for an egg salad sandwhich. However he had no eggs, so he........

so he went to a local bar where they serve egg salad sandwiches. As he was ordering he ran into this women in a trench coat. After some whining and dinning Justin took her up to his room. Soft muc playing Justin laid the women back on the bed and began to kiss her stomach lightly and moved his way slowly up to her neck then slowly up to her.......BEARD? After springing to his feet Justin flicked the light switch on in horror. Turns out the women was actually Donald Pleasence (hand to God) then Pleasence started yelling....."I shot him, I shot him x times....I shot him in the hearrtttt!" then you'll never believe what happened next...

Justin decided to make sweet love to Donald anyways and . . .

videotape the whole thing, so he could pleasure himself to it later. The only problem was......

Justin had sold some of his old video tapes on a webte called horrorbid . . . he accidentally mailed off his sex tape to the highest bidder instead of the tapes they paid for . . . the highest bidder was . . .

Ryan and his nipple rings..

Ryan (expecting to be watching Halloween) pops the tape to his VCR and hits play . . .

He was surprised at first by the images on his screen, but then he became entranced....

Mike got this thread a little wrong here guys, we were supposed to start off with a real script, like HalloweeN or something else but not me....

3 hours and 5 boxes of Kleenex later... he decides to try and track down the lusty man in the tapes....

Ryan spends years searching for this man in the tape . .. he travels to the far reaches of the earth.

Finally on the verge of defeat, Ryan returns home and remembers to look at the return address on the envelope!!!

and to his surprise, its right down the street!!!

So he puts on his sexiest red dress, hops on his scooter, and starts off anxiously to the man's house...

He arrives at the house, and begins to walk slowly to the front door...The door is slightly cracked opened, he pushes the door open and yells HELLO!! No answer. He yells again "Hello is anyone home." He begins to walk in, and...

... he's greeted by what he can only describe as a naked Roman god, dressed in only a saran wrap thong and holding what looks to be a bloody nunchuck, or is that a brown lightsaber?

He can hardly tell through his tears of joy and excitement.

Ryan falls into the arms of his naked gladiator and says...

Lets spoon, do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon?

He thinks about it for a sec...The little spoon he says...

he drops to the floor and assumes the little spoon potion...but something is wrong.....out of the closet comes...

THE BIG GIANT HEAD!!! He then closes the door....

(sorry justin, this is what I thought you meant) DOH!!!

He closes the door and looks around the house to make sure their are alone.

Suddenly a knock at the door..... Knock Knock Knock..

... So he went to the door and said: - Santa, is that you? And nothing happened. He tried again: - Its the Bogeyman? lence. So he jump through the window and look to the door, and who was there? Ralph, and then he said: - Get out this house! Its got the death curse!...

So they ran outde and....

said "we need to get out of here fast." Then in a whisp of smoke Doc Brown appeared before them in the dalorean. He said "hop in, we have to go to the future, it's about your kids." And then ralph said "Doc you need to back up we dont have enough road." Then Doc brown looked at ralph with a sly smile and said "where we're going we dont need roads." And.....

they caught a bus to Key West instead . . .

They made it to Key West safely and made their 2pm Tee time with Kanye West.

Then they...

Traveled to find this place called Walley World and then...

Traveled to find this place called Walley World and then...

then the trip ended. The End!

then the trip ended. The End!Or did it really?

While standing in the parking lot they heard a loud BANG!

then the trip ended. The End!Or did it really?

While standing in the parking lot they heard a loud BANG

the loud BANG was the sound of a double barrel shotgun going off inde of Sam McCain's mouth. Turns out the latex fums finally pushed him over the edge. The next day at the funeral you will NEVER guess who showed up, that's right, that no good, stinking rotten......

Sparkly glove, moonwalking fag Michael Jackson was there and so was...

THe creepy homeless guy who wears womens underwear and likes to talk about the good old days.

The days where all the men got together and...

Played Pocket pool, while pping champagne and smoking fancey cigars.

Also in atendance to Sam's funural was Lee Lambert and his Pumpkinhead prop. He gave it to me telling me that it's for the best that I have it now.

When I get home I find mine and Justins house loaded full of Nakid men dancing around listening to Christina Agulara's Gennie In a Bottle. I am madley inraged at justin for cheating on me so I then take that Pumpkinhead prop and...

Leslie Vernon and Norman Bates, de to de, both with .45 cal full 'till the teeths and a grenade box, so they went to Sam's last place...

and decided to have a nice dinner date.

They put on "The Notebook" and fed each other grapes for hours.

The mood was right and their eyes locked on each other and..

Dr. Sam Loomis bursts in the door!!! (we've not seen him nce he made sweet love with Justin back on page 1 of this thread)

Dr. Loomis cries, "WHERE IS THE SEX TAPE"!!!!!!

then . . .

He dedes to tell him where the sex tape is at...He says to the Dr. "I must have lost it at Wally Word" so they start the journey back to Wally World and on the way something happens....The left front tire mysteriously pops then...

Justin wakes up covered in Natty Ice cans Tissue Paper and a bottle of Lubridurm lotion realing that this was all one great big Nightmare... At this point Justin is so...

confused because while he was relieved that the insanity seemed to be just a nightmare what he saw when he awoke was just as demented; when he gazed across the room there was Mr. T naked as the day he was born doing yoga. While he was in the lotus potion he mumbled something about "pilferizing trash" Now Justin always thought Mr T was cool back in the day but having him naked in the same room? Justin quietly reached for that parcel he recieved from GLOCKINK. He pulled out the 40 cal and........

and started shooting at Mr. T's feet while saying "Dance monkey Dance", then...

grabed his second stab and lamson knife and chased him onto the streets!

Justin chased Mr T (who was fully nude sans his bling) down past a graveyard when all of a sudden George Peppard's (rip) rotted corpse freshly re-animated rose from the grave and started towards Justin......now he had an angry Mr T to deal with AND the former A Team boss newly zombified and hungry for BbbbbBBBBbbbRRRrrrRRRAAAaaaaIIIiiiiNNNss! All of a sudden NY GHOUL and MISFIT appeared and.....

were wearing top hats and carrying Unbrellas nging -- " Do a Little Dance, Make a Little Love, Get Down Tonight "... Justin was so confuesed that he tripped over a stone trying to get away from this mess when Mr. T crawed on his back an pinched his ear saying "Squeel like a Piggy, I know you can do better than that"... BooMan let out one hell of a...

FART!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. T dropped dead from the foul odor.

Then Justin stood up and saw the Loomis Sex tape in the hands of . . .

The sex machine Ron Jeremy...

...only HE TOO was a zombie.......he slowly looked down at the tape in his hands......he then angrily turned towards the crew of HB forum guys..... "Zombie" Ron Jeremy brandished his now rotted meat misle and headed towards the boys.......

When out of Nowhere the song began to play "Do ya Wanna Party... It's Party Time!!!" as they Ran like hell trying to get away!!! All of a Sudden the boys...

spotted a horde of zombies coming at them and then....

after wetting themselves out of fear took off running in different directions....

then picked up a case of beer and 10 hookers.........

They all went to Bisco's house where they discovered that bisco was actually a...

a major sex machine who could please all ten of them by...............

INT. BISCO'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

JOHNNY BISCO 27, a tall man with a crew cut hair style and superman glasses answers the door to find MISFIT 14, and NYGHOUL 30, with a small group of loose women and an armful of BEER. BISCO(Sultry tone)Why hello! Im glad you all could cum.(clears throat)I mean arrive.

Misfit and NYGHOUL both look to each other and back to thier small gathering of whores. MISFIT We need your help!

Bisco took them in with arms over both shoulders.

BISCO Worry not my friends. youll be taken care off

move in TIGHT on a slight twinkle and gleam in the glasses.

DISSOLVE TO

INT. BISCO'S BED ROOM - LATER

ALL 10 of them are serviced. BLAMM THEN THE DOOR BUSTS IN. In the settling dusts reveals. . . .

BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(btw im 15 )

I'm like couple of pages from finishing my first horror/slasher script 'Mask wearing Maniac' influenced by 'Behind the Mask & Midnight Movie'