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what does Jason Voorhees eat?

you never see him eath anything obviously in the movies. but in the jason "lore" are we supposed to believe that he just lives off animals as you see a few dead ones from time to time in the series or is jason a cannibal? i know we don't know the answer but i wondered what your guys thoughts were?

the better question is this

you see a shitter in his shack in pt 2 but never any other movie, so where and when does he go to the bathroom???

jason eats fried chimichangas

I'd think if he lives in the woods (part 2-4) he would eat raw animals...

As a zombie I'm sure he doesn't need food, he's dead.

I always thought that was funny too.

Cause I know that in real life, you always have to shit at the most inopportune moments.

Like you have to leave for work in 2 minutes, or you are working on something important, or your Wife just dragged you to bed for sex... whatever. Would be hilarious to watch Jason chang some helpless teen through the woods only to stop and clutch his stomach in pain, as he realized that he had to shit...like right THEN.

I always thought that was funny too.

Cause I know that in real life, you always have to shit at the most inopportune moments.

Like you have to leave for work in 2 minutes, or you are working on something important, or your Wife just dragged you to bed for sex... whatever. some women are into that

LOL.... I would of assumed nce he's dead he doesn't need to do those things

the better question is this

you see a shitter in his shack in pt 2 but never any other movie, so where and when does he go to the bathroom???

Looking at the state of his clothing, I get the feeling that he doesn't actually go to the toilet in the usual way. I think he just shits himself. In fact, going by that plodding walk of his, I'd say that he usually has a turtles head in his pants quite often and is afraid that it's going to fall down his trouser leg, hence the slow walk.

the better question is this

you see a shitter in his shack in pt 2 but never any other movie, so where and when does he go to the bathroom???

Looking at the state of his clothing, I get the feeling that he doesn't actually go to the toilet in the usual way. I think he just shits himself. In fact, going by that plodding walk of his, I'd say that he usually has a turtles head in his pants quite often and is afraid that it's going to fall down his trouser leg, hence the slow walk.

LOL thats disgusting...

the better question is this

you see a shitter in his shack in pt 2 but never any other movie, so where and when does he go to the bathroom???

Looking at the state of his clothing, I get the feeling that he doesn't actually go to the toilet in the usual way. I think he just shits himself. In fact, going by that plodding walk of his, I'd say that he usually has a turtles head in his pants quite often and is afraid that it's going to fall down his trouser leg, hence the slow walk.

prarie dogging it!

Hmm

Some interesting questions here. But we have to think that if he doesn't eat anything (or anyone), he probably won't shit (not even in his pants). But, if he is def a vegetarian? He could always be eating some tomatoes and chewing it while he kills some sexy chick.... But HELL NO guys, if he were a zombie, a normal zombie (???), he probably would eat human flesh, or brains, whatever.... The zombies eat this, right? But, if he is on a moon diet?

Think about it kids!