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You know I have to share the funny emails I get...just goes to prove how stupid some people


We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a

'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that

we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.'

Four is larger than two..'We haven't used Sears repair nce.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IDIOT GHTING:My daughter and I went through the McDonald 's take-out

window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also

handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.'

She ghed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.

I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're

sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to

give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.. Do not confuse the clerks at McD's. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IDIOT GHTING :I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal

of the DEER CROSNG gn on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!

I don't think this is a good place for them to be crosng anymore.'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IDIOT GHTING IN FOOD SERVICE : My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

From Kansas City ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IDIOT GHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'Happened in Birmingham ,

Ala.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IDIOT GHTING : The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crosng with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it gnals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'She was a probation officer in Wichita ,

KS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IDIOT GHTING :At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving

the company due to 'downzing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IDIOT GHTINGWhen my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.

We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver de door.

As I watched from the passenger de, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.

'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'

His reply, 'I know.

I already got that de.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , MSSTAY ALERT! They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE!!!
kweandee Sunday 2/08/2009 at 04:32 PM | 34936
Oh, it happens all the time here... Bral is the country of the ready-joke

Other day my wife and I was traveling to my parents house, on the beach. When we arrive at the city, she asked me:

"Honey, did you see what time we out from home?" "3 pm" I said "And what's the time now, baby?" "5 pm" I said "So, my dear, how much time we take to get here?" "2 hours, f***! BUY A DAMN WATCH OR A CALCULATOR, EINSTEIN"

Or at market. We bought some food and at the register there was a guy, about 16 years old, putting the things on the bag, then he asked me "You're going to take this, r?", I said "no, I'll give it to you, moron"

Yep, I know how you feel Des...
L√úCKMANN Tuesday 2/10/2009 at 06:59 PM | 35237

kweandee Tuesday 2/10/2009 at 10:49 PM | 35284