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Top Five ways to kill the "NOES" franchise

5) Due to various complaints with mutliple ethnic groups. The little girls that count while crosng the jump ropes have to now count in german , spanish and rusan to please demographics.

4) Freddie is now jewish and not allowed to kill anything on fri until the sun sets

3) In order to not accidentally kill somone not meant to be killed freddie will have 5 corks at the tip of each nail.

3) Due to economy traveling through dreams has become expenve and will require freddie to get a metro card and wait patiently with the other pedestrians

2) Green and red are out . The new look is "Brown and green" which go great with the new line of "old navy" Fall Wear

1) Right before each kill , freddie chuggs a "red bull" which give him wings. ............Paid for by red bull

LMFAO.....too funny :)

**me and Jonathan are bored and entertaining ourselves at work**

I love #3.