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Thirsty? How About Some Tasty Old Fashioned Nutritious Human or Zombie Blood!

We here at HorrorBid aren’t always just interested in stuffy old news and reviews, we like, scratch that, LOVE useless unnecessary horror related crap! Enter BLOOD ENERGY POTION Okay, so this stuff’s been around for a while but I just had to share it.

The packaging is brilliant and the fact that it has enough caffeine to chatter your teeth down to rounded stumps is just a bonus! For all of you filmmakers out there, my friends and I use this stuff as blood for shoots! You can fill your mouth up without having to worry about what poisonous dye you’re swallowing or having that annoying pink stain all over your face for two weeks!

Okay, so blood is boring and your reply is a giant “yawn” and a half hearted, “what ‘evs”….could I interest you in some ZOMBIE BLOOD ENERY POTION? Here’s the write up;

“Who says zombies should get to do all the attacking? Zombie Blood gives humans the opportunity to bite back! The world's first synthetic zombie blood has a tangy lime flavor and packs up to four hours of undead energy. Zombie Blood has the same green look and slimy feel as the real stuff. The iron, protein, and electrolytes also give it a milar nutritional makeup. The realistic resealable specimen bag looks like it was stolen from a secret government lab and contains 100 mL of synthetic zombie blood!”

Either way, both are a lot of fun. Especially when you fill your mouth and stand up in the middle of McDonalds and start screaming and spitting……ah good times…..


Written by HorrorBid columnist: Brock Lady
Shakelford, J. Rusty Friday 3/09/2012 at 11:00 PM | 91275