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"totally random" thread

ahhhh, the infamous "totally random thread". These were sure fun "back in the day" (not really but if I say that it makes you feel nice inde, hey he said these threads use to be fun, I'll bet I'll have fun also).Now what exactly is a totally random thread, good question!

I have seen these go on forever......"back in the day!"



I have clearly started this thread off nicely ^^ but I will throw ya another bone....

our first entry....

yak hair smells nice

You do realize that this is going to become the chatroom outde of the chatroom right?

Chatrooms where we gonna smell yak hairs?

Totally F'in random eh?

The Humboldt Squid is one of the most aggresve squids in the world.

It is on the road to being the most deadliest creatures in the ocean.

It also changes colors from red to white in a very rapid rate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humboldt_Squid

If I get it right, you are talking about a squid? The one who lives in the ocean?? What the hell it has with the yak hair?

If I get it right, you are talking about a squid? The one who lives in the ocean?? What the hell it has with the yak hair?

It says "Totally Random" so I gave you guys pretty f'in random.

Yeah, that squid lives in the ocean.

Yeah, that squid lives in the ocean. So does Spongebob.

Yeah, that squid lives in the ocean. So does Spongebob.

Dude, you are talking about Sponge Bob Square Pants? And what happened to that squid?

And he lives in a pineapple...

.....under the sea.....

Thank you, thank you....and for my next selection an oldie but a goodie......

"Some things in life are bad.........."

This squid would chow down on Sponge Bob. LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQKs1-fwTgU

Yep! It could always go after NEO and destroy Zion, but I'm sure Morpheus is backing his vacancy tomorrow or later....

I'm now chopping off Phyllis's head with a chainsaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

goat testicles.......that is all.

I LOVE to eat goat testicles.......that is all.

WHAT?

I LOVE to eat goat testicles.......that is all.

WHAT?

WAIT A MINUTE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Nice one Mikey, nice one!!!!

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon. lolololololololololololololwut

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon. lolololololololololololololwut

LMAO....YES!!!!!!!!

Every sperm is sacred...

Idiots are people who lack common sense

Kewl k1ds > idiots.

The hanging munchkin was just a big bird.

I just typed this message.

With every great Thanksgiving meal comes an even GREATER Thanksgiving Deuce.

With every great Thanksgiving meal comes an even GREATER Thanksgiving Deuce.again Mike your on fire. Your almost ready for another "woody" funny post of the day award! I wonder what Danielle Harris tastes like?

I cant describe the taste.

Its just a whole lot of awesome!

I cant describe the taste.

Its just a whole lot of awesome

lol thats what she said

I cant describe the taste.

Its just a whole lot of awesome

ALRIGHT YOU DESERVE IT MIKE!!!!



oh and Donald Pleasence beard was fake....

There are 4,300 known species of ladybugs in the world.

That's a lot of spots.

4,300! WOW!!!

But I didn't remember have asked nothing for ya...

I cant describe the taste. Tastes like brazilian bananas

By the beards of great cameroon!

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

LMAO....that's great. :)

Stupid questions deserve stupid answers....

I enjoy the smell of dog farts

Dec 21st is technically the 1st day of winter....

However, I do have experience hunting werewolves.Once I shot one but by the time I reached it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Lee Lambert has a fear of buttered bread and upright vacuums.

Lee Lambert has a fear of buttered bread and upright vacuums.

you swore man...you swore...

Lee Lambert has a fear of buttered bread and upright vacuums.

you swore man...you swore... THAT WAS TOTALLY F'ING RANDOM!

misfit is allergic to clowns

This smoothie tastes good....

yellow snow tastes funny

Leftovers for lunch.

whale semen goes great with cranberry juice

whale semen goes great with cranberry juice

who even comes up with stuff like that?

did you know that if put a bowl of mayonaisse in the microwave for 35 seconds, when its done you have will have a bowl of hot mayonaisse

did you know that if put a bowl of mayonaisse in the microwave for 35 seconds, when its done you have will have a bowl of hot mayonaisse

oh and just so you know it doest work the same way with a cat

did you know that if put a bowl of mayonaisse in the microwave for 35 seconds, when its done you have will have a bowl of hot mayonaisse

oh and just so you know it doest work the same way with a cat

LMFAO!!!! PRICELESS WILL!

did you know that if put a bowl of mayonaisse in the microwave for 35 seconds, when its done you have will have a bowl of hot mayonaisse

oh and just so you know it doest work the same way with a cat

LMFAO!!!! PRICELESS WILL!HA!!! wait til I get going

Well...get going then. WE'RE WAITING!

Ok then I guess I can tell you how my day went. It all started when I ran out of milk, so I decided to go to walmart and get a gallon. I had no car so I could not drive, and it was too far away for me to walk. So I did the only logical thing I could think of, I went next door and borrowed my neighbors camel. He said he would be happy to loan Acosta (the camel) to me but only if I coud get him an eagles egg so that he may heal his ck friend. I said ok so I went to the zoo. Lucky for me I live just a few feet from the zoo. I knocked out an employee and stole his uniform, then I snuck into the eagles habitat and stole one of the eggs. But on my way the owner of the zoo told me to return the egg or suffer the consequences. I felt no threat because he and no feet. But just when I started to get by him he pulled out his interdimenonal ray gun and sent me to the galaxy of Kam Belin. Where I got stranded on the planet known as Tycean. I wandered the dessert for days until I came upon a city. Once I reached the city the imperial guards caught me trying to steal some water, and they sent me to be judged by their king. I begged for mercy as I told King Scultima my story, he said that he would gladly send me home but I would have to get him the three crystals qwandasuptim. The first crystal was located in the frozen ice land of Nadof, the second was in the volcano Cristaden, and the third was in the mini fridge of a holliday inn. It sounded complicated but all were pretty easy to get. Once I gave King Scultima the crystals he opened a portal to Earth. I thanked him for his help and he said if there was anything he could do just ask. So before I went through the portal I said can I have a gallon of milk? He nodded and gave me the milk. I thanked him once again then I went through the portal to get back home. The time was different in that galaxy so even though I was there for days, on earth I was only gone for 45 minutes. So with my new gallon of milk I sat down to eat a bowl of cereal, but wait, I have no cereal!!!! But that is a story for another day.

This one time, at band camp...

Ok then I guess I can tell you how my day went. It all started when I ran out of milk, so I decided to go to walmart and get a gallon. I had no car so I could not drive, and it was too far away for me to walk. So I did the only logical thing I could think of, I went next door and borrowed my neighbors camel. He said he would be happy to loan Acosta (the camel) to me but only if I coud get him an eagles egg so that he may heal his ck friend. I said ok so I went to the zoo. Lucky for me I live just a few feet from the zoo. I knocked out an employee and stole his uniform, then I snuck into the eagles habitat and stole one of the eggs. But on my way the owner of the zoo told me to return the egg or suffer the consequences. I felt no threat because he and no feet. But just when I started to get by him he pulled out his interdimenonal ray gun and sent me to the galaxy of Kam Belin. Where I got stranded on the planet known as Tycean. I wandered the dessert for days until I came upon a city. Once I reached the city the imperial guards caught me trying to steal some water, and they sent me to be judged by their king. I begged for mercy as I told King Scultima my story, he said that he would gladly send me home but I would have to get him the three crystals qwandasuptim. The first crystal was located in the frozen ice land of Nadof, the second was in the volcano Cristaden, and the third was in the mini fridge of a holliday inn. It sounded complicated but all were pretty easy to get. Once I gave King Scultima the crystals he opened a portal to Earth. I thanked him for his help and he said if there was anything he could do just ask. So before I went through the portal I said can I have a gallon of milk? He nodded and gave me the milk. I thanked him once again then I went through the portal to get back home. The time was different in that galaxy so even though I was there for days, on earth I was only gone for 45 minutes. So with my new gallon of milk I sat down to eat a bowl of cereal, but wait, I have no cereal!!!! But that is a story for another day. Just want to let you know that I didn't read a ngle word of that ginormous post.

Ok then I guess I can tell you how my day went. It all started when I ran out of milk, so I decided to go to walmart and get a gallon. I had no car so I could not drive, and it was too far away for me to walk. So I did the only logical thing I could think of, I went next door and borrowed my neighbors camel. He said he would be happy to loan Acosta (the camel) to me but only if I coud get him an eagles egg so that he may heal his ck friend. I said ok so I went to the zoo. Lucky for me I live just a few feet from the zoo. I knocked out an employee and stole his uniform, then I snuck into the eagles habitat and stole one of the eggs. But on my way the owner of the zoo told me to return the egg or suffer the consequences. I felt no threat because he and no feet. But just when I started to get by him he pulled out his interdimenonal ray gun and sent me to the galaxy of Kam Belin. Where I got stranded on the planet known as Tycean. I wandered the dessert for days until I came upon a city. Once I reached the city the imperial guards caught me trying to steal some water, and they sent me to be judged by their king. I begged for mercy as I told King Scultima my story, he said that he would gladly send me home but I would have to get him the three crystals qwandasuptim. The first crystal was located in the frozen ice land of Nadof, the second was in the volcano Cristaden, and the third was in the mini fridge of a holliday inn. It sounded complicated but all were pretty easy to get. Once I gave King Scultima the crystals he opened a portal to Earth. I thanked him for his help and he said if there was anything he could do just ask. So before I went through the portal I said can I have a gallon of milk? He nodded and gave me the milk. I thanked him once again then I went through the portal to get back home. The time was different in that galaxy so even though I was there for days, on earth I was only gone for 45 minutes. So with my new gallon of milk I sat down to eat a bowl of cereal, but wait, I have no cereal!!!! But that is a story for another day. Just want to let you know that I didn't read a ngle word of that ginormous post.



aw what a shame, then you missed out

aw what a shame, then you missed out Doubt it...

Ok then I guess I can tell you how my day went. It all started when I ran out of milk, so I decided to go to walmart and get a gallon. I had no car so I could not drive, and it was too far away for me to walk. So I did the only logical thing I could think of, I went next door and borrowed my neighbors camel. He said he would be happy to loan Acosta (the camel) to me but only if I coud get him an eagles egg so that he may heal his ck friend. I said ok so I went to the zoo. Lucky for me I live just a few feet from the zoo. I knocked out an employee and stole his uniform, then I snuck into the eagles habitat and stole one of the eggs. But on my way the owner of the zoo told me to return the egg or suffer the consequences. I felt no threat because he and no feet. But just when I started to get by him he pulled out his interdimenonal ray gun and sent me to the galaxy of Kam Belin. Where I got stranded on the planet known as Tycean. I wandered the dessert for days until I came upon a city. Once I reached the city the imperial guards caught me trying to steal some water, and they sent me to be judged by their king. I begged for mercy as I told King Scultima my story, he said that he would gladly send me home but I would have to get him the three crystals qwandasuptim. The first crystal was located in the frozen ice land of Nadof, the second was in the volcano Cristaden, and the third was in the mini fridge of a holliday inn. It sounded complicated but all were pretty easy to get. Once I gave King Scultima the crystals he opened a portal to Earth. I thanked him for his help and he said if there was anything he could do just ask. So before I went through the portal I said can I have a gallon of milk? He nodded and gave me the milk. I thanked him once again then I went through the portal to get back home. The time was different in that galaxy so even though I was there for days, on earth I was only gone for 45 minutes. So with my new gallon of milk I sat down to eat a bowl of cereal, but wait, I have no cereal!!!! But that is a story for another day.

LMFAO!!! WOW! That takes the cake for being TOTALLY F'ING RANDOM so far!

Always remember that true beauty comes from within — from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear your partner has been turned into Dracula. Next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham! You just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, 'Think again, Batman.'

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE! http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn238/theshape93/cornholio.

Diet Coke was invented in 1982.

Pamela Voorhees is hot!

There is a fine line between past and present.

Man, I love being a Turtle.

THESE FISHSTICKS ARE HARD AS TITS!

damn it my head's stuck in the toaster again

Horror movies kick ass

No shit!

no shit? if you dont take shits then there is clearly something wrong. there should always be shit

did you know that if you put food up your ass you'll shit out your mouth

Verbal vomit is hilarious.

GOTZ ME A NEW TV!!!!

Three mple ways to rid of your unwanted pet:

1. Eat him/her 2. Tell him/her that you're haunted 3. Play hide and seek and never go to look for him/her

It's Sunday...it's raining...I'm at work and this sucks...lol

Three mple ways to rid of your unwanted pet:

1. Eat him/her 2. Tell him/her that you're haunted 3. Play hide and seek and never go to look for him/her

Patrick I have never tried that on pets only small children....

Patrick I have never tried that on pets only small children....



What else have you tried on small children?

I love lamp.

nucking futs!

Shooting.

Being ck totally F'n Sucks!

When I am out and about and there is no tissues, tolit paper, or kleanex's and I need to blow my nose I'll hold one nostle shut and take a big gasping mouth full of air, close my mouth and blow it all out my nosehole that is clogged...

In modern terms, it is known as "Hick-Spitting"...

--Ryan

Frogs..

Wild Turkey is 101 proof.

Well.... that's explains a lot.

the anciet chinese philosophizer confuseus once said "man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly fingers"

the anciet chinese philosophizer confuseus once said "man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly fingers" Muc rules.

cats suck!

Egypt rocks!

YES! We got fingers!

Fucking Peruvian flute bands....

Before and after a little nose surgery

Before and after a little nose surgery



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Nice one Glauco!

Thats a nasty pic, Glauco!

LOL

No, this is nasty

LOL, I see a new Avatar in your future!

haha

AWESOME!!!!

^^^^^

agreed!

I had to laugh at it

I had to laugh at it

LMAO!!!! Nice one Will!

Hippos are violent...

so are little ankle biting dogs

saying you fell while hanging curtains naked is not a good enough excuse when you're explaining how a potato got stuck in your ass.

Pisng 50 times a day probably means bad news.

mayonnaise tastes good in cereal

I think I just puked a little bit...

I think I just puked a little bit...Then my work here is done.



By the way, I love your avatar.

High Tenon was a good horror movie, but it didn't seem to get much attention.

High Tenon was a good horror movie, but it didn't seem to get much attention. I agree. I doubt most people understand it, which is why they don't think to highly of it.

I thought I saw a pussycat...

1:00 IN THE MORNING , HOTEL LOBY,

A HOMELESS GUY,

$50.00 , AND LOTS OF ALCOHOL =

BUM MOLD @ CHILLER THEATRE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOqbiW2X8U8

WOW

This is what I call totally random post!

LÁ VAI A TRIÔNICA! FORMIGA ATÔMICA!!!

http://desenhosanimados.tes.uol.com.br/Desenhos/FormigaAtomica.

Whos up for a drinking game?

How about a 3 Ninja's drinking game?

1) Everytime someone gets hit in the nuts, take a drink. 2) Everytime someone ngs "Rocky Loves Emily", take a drink. 3) Everytime someone say's Colts real name, take a drink. 4) Everytime Grandpa does a flip, take a drink. 5) Everytime Tum Tum is eating, take a drink.

6) If you really want to get smashed, Everytime someone says HIYA!, take a drink.

Have fun!

I did this over the weekend and ummmm

yeah......

I dont remember anything at all. LOL

How'd you get the beans above the frank?!

Maybe painting his nose in red. Or sending a letter to Santa like: "Jesus is coming! Watch your back!"

Tutti fuckin' frutti!

Tutti fuckin' frutti!laughing like captain spaulding.....Tutti fuckin' frutti! Tutti fuckin' frutti!

Oh crap! The vampires are making a gang!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24732759-421,00.html?Walla

Must not sleep..clowns will eat me....

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

My boyfriend has me watching Paris Hilton's New BFF...Help!!!!

Real life Bert lol......

I like big BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Real life Bert lol......



LMAO...

if you stick a fork into an electrical outlet, hot girls will sleep with you.

So after 17 blown fuses and 3 melted forks I'm beginning to think I've been lied to.

So after 17 blown fuses and 3 melted forks I'm beginning to think I've been lied to.

no, you see you have to hold onto the fork

having the stomach flu sucks!

^^^true Booman....BUT....it does bring about some of the most rewarding toilet time! can you spell relief? The worse thing is having the stomach flu and being trapped on a train or city bus!

I got a new g banner, thanks again man!!!!

I got a new g banner, thanks again man!!!!



glad you like it Will, honestly it is one of my personal favs!now back to the totally randomness....

I don't care what anyone says, the Crapface II prank was HILARIOUS!

I don't care what anyone says, the Crapface II prank was HILARIOUS

Unlike your brilliant April Fools prank...

For those who weren't with us at the time, Justin and Joel spent a wad of cash going to a con and plugging HB. Then as soon as they got back Jughead had the brilliant idea that it would be a funny April Fools Day prank to announce the forum was shutting down which turned away who knows how many of the people they spent money and time attracting over the previous weekend.

I don't care what anyone says, the Crapface II prank was HILARIOUS

Unlike your brilliant April Fools prank...

For those who weren't with us at the time, Justin and Joel spent a wad of cash going to a con and plugging HB. Then as soon as they got back Jughead had the brilliant idea that it would be a funny April Fools Day prank to announce the forum was shutting down which turned away who knows how many of the people they spent money and time attracting over the previous weekend.

LMFAO!!!!! You would bring up the infamous black fools day!!!! I like to laugh but don't always like to think.

back to the spirit of random:

back to the spirit of random:



right click, save!

back to the spirit of random:



right click, save

congrats oldskool, that was the best response I have seen in a long time!

first thing that came to mind boo. "The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us!"

Punky Brewster is really freakin' hot now.

I had 3 biscuits, then I ate one. Then I only had 2 left...

Ever have dreams of someone/something touching you and actually 'feeling' the touch on your skin that you wake up with a start? Well I did last night.....damn zombies.

I'm hungry.

Hey, your mom ate my dog!

Hey, your mom ate my dog!

Well she was hungry too!

So she must go to the Wall Mart!

Poor Puppy...

^ lmao

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Mike your just freaking plain funny!

One more for ya!

This one is a personal favorite.

nice evil



glockink and me bored in chatroom....all quiet...

In England fag is a slang term for a cigarette

In America, Justin's a fag.

In America, Justin's a fag.

HAHAHAHAAHHA!

bastard!

did it really deserve the smiley guy holding the funny gn Mike?

LOL, no it didn't now that I think about it. haha sorry

you wanna know how I know you're gay? you wax your anus

wanna know how i know you're gay?

you wax my anus

you wanna know how I know you're gay? you like the movie maid in manhattan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNlnIHYTUn8

^ Awesome!

And God said: LIGHTS! And two Phiilips lamps grow up from the ground. He said: WATER! And water bottle trees grow up from the ground. So He said: WOMEN! And the problems really begins...

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the alphabet.

In Jason takes Manhattan, the man that Jason throws into the mirror at the diner is Ken Keringzinger, the actor who played jason in Freddy vs. Jason

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Friends don't let friends get mullets. Or lick frozen poles.

I once ripped my lips off when they got stuck to a popcle.

That's what you get for licking and sucking too long.

I'm the Scatman

Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo dab dub dub Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo dab dub dub

I'm the Scatman

Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo dab dub dub Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo dab dub dub

B-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda Bop Bop a Bodda Bop Be Bop a Bodda Bop Bop a Bodda Boop B-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda Bop Bop a Bodda Boop Be Bop a Bodda Bop Bop a Bodda Bop

WOW ^^^^

HAven't thought about that in a long time!

"Horror" Mike (Evildsm) at the "30 Years" Convention

Normal Every Day Mike (Evildsm) myspace photo taken 2 days ago http://i35.tinypic.com/10elvn7.jpg" class="photoborder" />

Danielle Haris is holding onto the wrong pole... Mike is gay...

ehhh hahahaha!

--Ryan

Blood tastes like metal.

Justin's head has three times the ze of the full moon

You sons of BIYATCHES!!!

You all will pay for this!

Ryan, you are officially on the list.

Boo, well.... You have always been on the list but now its WARRRRRRR

You sons of BIYATCHES!!!

You all will pay for this!

Ryan, you are officially on the list.

Boo, well.... You have always been on the list but now its WARRRRRRR

WOW

PICS FROM THE FIRST GREAT FIGHT

MIKE vs RYAN

when cats stick there leg straight up in the air and lick themselves it freaks me out a little bit

You sons of BIYATCHES!!!

You all will pay for this!

Ryan, you are officially on the list.

Boo, well.... You have always been on the list but now its WARRRRRRR



Beat that ya little trout sniffer...--Ryan

Ohhh HELLL NAAAAH!!!!!

Ryan, you little brown trout!

You are going to get it.

You sons of BIYATCHES!!!

You all will pay for this!

Ryan, you are officially on the list.

Boo, well.... You have always been on the list but now its WARRRRRRR



Beat that ya little trout sniffer...--Ryanyou guys are crackin my ass up over here

I'm really excited about doing the ad, but I'm not really used to doing videos with so many people around.

I'm now 1/1000 closer to being a Slasher Legend

This isnt the mens room...

http://i38.tinypic.com/2m63edk.

http://i33.tinypic.com/2552vfc.jpg" class="photoborder" />

lolololololololololololololololololololololol

bored...in chatroom...

Bored...not in chatroom...

Being ck blows!

Here's a good thing to do if you go to a Xmas party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.

If that fails, ask where the bathroom is but don't go...it'll keep the fuckers wondering...

You now have Yukon's party tips for the day

Bye you guys. I'm going to live with underground grandma....

Salt is bad for you.

dogs taste funny

Fun prank to do at a party. Before the guests arrive videotape your empty bathroom for about 10 minutes. Then After your party has been going on for a while wait for someone to go to the bathroom. Put the tape of your empty bathroom in your vcr, and when they come out have everyone huddled around your tv laughing. They'll look to see whats so funny and to their shock the will see the room they just came out of. And if you want to keep the humor going never tell them that it was just a tape.

if you feed rice to birds they go boom

I can't FU%$ING believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!

WTF FTW!

How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?

Why do humans slap their hands together when they're happy or for approval?

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I was one of those passengers

He has a killer job.

He's rich.

He smells like what I think Pierce Brosnan probably smells like.

He wears really cool rich guy clothes.

Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.

I used to think I was indecive, but now I'm not so sure

i dont understand how tomatoes are fruit

"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"

you say tomato, i say tomato you eat potato and i eat potato tomato, tomato, potato, potato

did you know that a quarter pounder with cheese is called a royal with cheese in paris?

Predent Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

in the winter it gets cold.....

Children grow faster in the springtime.

it's just like my dear old dad used to say. "what the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night, how about you come out of there and give someone else a chance."

The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

it's just like my dear old dad used to say. "what the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night, how about you come out of there and give someone else a chance."btw i responded to your pm

Hey where's the butter at? I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.

Hey where's the butter at? I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.

I'll have what he's having...

Hey where's the butter at? I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.

I'll have what he's having...

studying sucks

I don't think the neighbors like it when i check the mail in the nude

Why didn't Kermit ever F*&% the SHI# out of Ms. Piggy?

Did he like Gonzo's nose instead?

Why didn't Kermit ever F*&% the SHI# out of Ms. Piggy?

Did he like Gonzo's nose instead?

I had an orgy with the muppets once...

Why didn't Kermit ever F*&% the SHI# out of Ms. Piggy?

Did he like Gonzo's nose instead?

I had an orgy with the muppets once... i know... i was watching on a live webcam feed

Why didn't Kermit ever F*&% the SHI# out of Ms. Piggy?

Did he like Gonzo's nose instead?

I had an orgy with the muppets once... i know... i was watching on a live webcam feed

This here is a pic before we took off all of our clothes

Why didn't Kermit ever F*&% the SHI# out of Ms. Piggy?

Did he like Gonzo's nose instead?

I had an orgy with the muppets once... i know... i was watching on a live webcam feed

This here is a pic before we took off all of our clothes

Why didn't Kermit ever F*&% the SHI# out of Ms. Piggy?

Did he like Gonzo's nose instead?

I had an orgy with the muppets once... i know... i was watching on a live webcam feed

This here is a pic before we took off all of our clothes





Thank you, Thank you

We also have a sex tape out just like the one in the "Finish the script" thread...Called "Willlllllllllly In Muppets"...Call now and you could order yours today just three easy payments of $39.95 a month

This here is a pic before we took off all of our clothes

One day Justin came in complaining of a speed bump on the highway . . . I wonder who he ran over then?

One day Justin came in complaining of a speed bump on the highway . . . I wonder who he ran over then?

I havent seen my grandma in awhile...

One day Justin came in complaining of a speed bump on the highway . . . I wonder who he ran over then?

I havent seen my grandma in awhile... neither have i.... justin you murderer!!!!!!!!!

what can I say, I like ung older women as speed bumps.

So do I....In GTA 3.

So do I....In GTA 3.How ironic, we have the same hobby!!!!

i wonder when justin is gonna have that contest.....

Mike's Christmas Wish!

http://i33.tinypic.com/zxsncg.

Mike and I share the same christmas wish....

Not to change the subject here but does anyone know how to quickly get blood off of clothes and a knife???? Oh and my computer mouse?

Didn't know that a TOTALLY RANDOM thread could have a topic.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

omg you have to go to http://www.sourmath.com its soooo funny

omg you have to go to http://www.sourmath.com its soooo funnyDUDE THAT IS HANDS DOWN, WITHOUT ANY DOUBT, BAR NONE THE FUNNIEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All I kept thinking was, what if I opened this at work because I could NOT figure out how to end it. I had to control alt delete!

The whistling kept getting louder and louder! Congratulations are in order for that one Z!

http://i35.tinypic.com/rsh954.

omg you have to go to http://www.sourmath.com its soooo funnyThat was the most disturbingly funny thing I've seen in a while!

I'm going to go vomit now.

how on earth did you come across that?

i may have been scarred for life after that lol

I clicked on that link only to have to re-evaluate my life after I managed to make it go away...

There is one thing I would divorce my wife over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that!

omg you have to go to http://www.sourmath.com its soooo funnyDUDE THAT IS HANDS DOWN, WITHOUT ANY DOUBT, BAR NONE THE FUNNIEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All I kept thinking was, what if I opened this at work because I could NOT figure out how to end it. I had to control alt delete!

The whistling kept getting louder and louder! Congratulations are in order for that one Z!

http://i35.tinypic.com/rsh954.

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

Guess who i bumped into coming out of the kitchen...

I'm still very angry with that link man... Thought will sleep on the porch tonight.

Please go to...http://www.wowomg.com make sure your volume is up and your all alone in the room with the door shut...its ten times better than the other link.

Please go to...http://www.wowomg.com make sure your volume is up and your all alone in the room with the door shut...its ten times better than the other link. im really not sure if im gonna open this after that last one

Just go to it..

Just go to it.. i dont think so! that link sounds familar i think someone sent it to me once and it was like gay buttsex or something

no its not like that

hahhahaha great link

jack and jill went up the hill eating thier curds and way, he stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plumb, and all the kings horses and all the kings men went up the spout again.

http://i34.tinypic.com/5chhch.

I knew Chuy was a rapist....

Please go to...http://www.wowomg.com make sure your volume is up and your all alone in the room with the door shut...its ten times better than the other link.

http://www.smileygn.com/smilies/ck/ck0021.

Please go to...http://www.wowomg.com make sure your volume is up and your all alone in the room with the door shut...its ten times better than the other link.

Damn it!

I'll never learn.

Please go to...http://www.wowomg.com make sure your volume is up and your all alone in the room with the door shut...its ten times better than the other link.

Damn it!

I'll never learn.yep!

Please go to...http://www.wowomg.com make sure your volume is up and your all alone in the room with the door shut...its ten times better than the other link.

Damn it!

I'll never learn.yep!



Oh my dear lord

NEW STAR WARS 3D! TOTALLY 3D GRAPHICS!

http://i7.tinypic.com/4m2gqwz.

Please go to...http://www.wowomg.com make sure your volume is up and your all alone in the room with the door shut...its ten times better than the other link.

Damn it!

I'll never learn.

I TOLD YOU IT WAS GAY HOMO BUTTSEX

no one listens so they see....THE HORRORSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Actually it's a shemale. Not another man. It's just a chic...with a dick.

The song was perfect for it though.

Actually it's a shemale. Not another man. It's just a chic...with a dick.

The song was perfect for it though.

that doesnt help the scarres heal LOL but yea the song was

alright I think we can all agree that was disturbing and I threw up a little in my mouth.

Now back to the totally randomness that doesn't involve shemales and catchy muc.

Goat testicles are a delicacy at the BooMan household!

You spin me right round, baby right round like a record, baby Right round round round You spin me right round, baby Right round like a record, baby Right round round round

OHHHH DANNY BOY!!!!! THE PIPES, THE PIPES ARE CALLING

oh so now posting songs are we? heres one for you! Beelzeboss - I am complete!

JB/KG - Fuuuck !

Beelzeboss - Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck! Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck! This world will be mine, and you're first in line! You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

JB - Waait waait waaait, you mother fucker! We challenge you to a Rock Off!

JB/KG - Give us one chance to rock your socks off!

Beelzeboss - FUCK! FUCK! Fuuuuck! The demon code prevents me, From declining a Rock Off challenge! What are your terms? What's the catch?

JB - If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell, and also you will have to pay our rent!

Beelzeboss - And what If I win?

JB - Then you can take Kage back to hell... KG - What!?

JB - Trust me Kage it's the only way! KG - What the fuck are you talkin about? JB - To be your little bitch!

Beelzeboss - FINE!

Let the Rock Off begin! Hahahaha!

I'm the Devil, I love metal! Check this riff, it's fucking tasty! I'm the devil I can do what I want, Whatever I've got, I'm gonna flaunt, There's never been a Rock Off that I've ever lost! I can't wait to take Kage back to hell, I'm Gonna fill him with my hot demon gel, I'll make him squeal like my Scarlet Pimpernel!

JB - Nooooo! C'mon Kage bring the thunder! KG - There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece! JB - Listen to me, KG - He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man! JB - God dammit Kage, he's gonna make you his sex slave, you're gonna gargle Mayonnaise, KG - Noo! JB - Unless we bust a masve monster mamajam! KG Dude, we've been through so much shit, JB - Deactivated lasers with my dick!

JB/KG - Now it's time to blow this fucker down! JB - C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down! KG - I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down! JB - Light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown! KG - We'll bend you over then we'll take you to brown town! JB/KG - Now we've got to blow this fucker down! KG - He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down! JB - C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down! KG Ooooooh we'll pile-drive you, it's time for a fight now!

JB - Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss, We know your weakness our rocket-sauce! We rock the casbah, and blow your mind, We will defeat you, for all man-kind! You hold the sceptar, we hold the key!

You are the devil, we are the D! JB/KG - We are the D! (x17)

Beelzeboss - You guys are fucking lame! Come on Kage, you're coming with me! Taste my lightning, sucker!

JB - NOOOO!

Beelzeboss - Ow, FUCK! My fucking horn! Ohh no!

JB - From whence you came, you shall remain, until you are, complete again!

Beelzeboss - NOOOOO!

Fuck you Kage, and Fuck you Jables! I'll get you Tenacious D!

We’re no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of, You wouldnt get this from any other guy.

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling, Gotta make you understand…

Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching But you’re too shy to say it. Inde we both know what’s been going on, We know the game and we’re gonna play it.

Annnnnd if you ask me how I’m feeling, Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see…

Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Give you up. give you up. Give you up, give you up. Never gonna give Never gonna give, give you up. Never gonna give Never gonna give, give you up.

We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching But you’re too shy to say it. Inde we both know what’s been going on, We know the game and we’re gonna play it.

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling, Gotta make you understand…

Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

The Subtle Arts Of Murder & Persuaon

The dark crow man ts and stares into the oblivion into cold into nothingness; it's snowing in his mind. He's created himself in his own image. Lust held for him means naught, a knock on the door brings no smile to his cruel lips; the welcome in a woman's eyes holds nothing for him. Alone on his haunches the hair raises on the back of his neck. His dead eyes pierce the night. As his gaze falls down on the city it fills him the method ascertained, conviction. He knows what to do and moves to commit the deed.

href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kEryR5wj9o&feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kEryR5w ... re=related XDDDDD good god this one is a clasc long live dave chapelle

Goat testicles are a delicacy at the BooMan household!

I am not surprised by this one bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0gAW8O6ymk

this is my happy song
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05dzdzIn6Pc&feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05dzdzIn ... re=related No Pity For A Coward : Dry your eyes Hide your face with your hands One last breathe Hold it in

Fuck your past The future Is in your hand

Just t back and relax Put your fucking shades on Put that gun to your head You're a fucking disgrace

Can your god save you now? (6x)

You coward (4x)

Drowning yourself In your tears No one has Pity for you

Pity for you (3x)

Seconds from the end What's it gonna be

Pull the trigger bitch (4x)

If you're straining to read this, you're a dumbass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdnJxDmJNmA

If you're straining to read this, you're a dumbass. conder me a dumbass

the world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased, unpredjudiced, fair.

where did you find that pic of justin as a child?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdnJxDmJNmA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRE9qOgbug

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdnJxDmJNmAthat made my day

http://i34.tinypic.com/1znv37o.

http://i34.tinypic.com/1znv37o. luckily i have a small head. any clubs for that?

watch this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9USqGsV9gk8&feature=channel_page

lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololwut

lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololwut

lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololwut

No thanks Im not hungry

The day I did everything with Sam's Mom!

The day I can never look at Sam's mom's head again....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, what a big stalactite Shatner has there

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Oh Booman!

OH MAN!! What the F*** is that, bro??? Are you going nuts??? Oh Lord!
I can't believe I saw this!

OH! OH!

Why you always post this kind of pics Justin?!?!



Damn....

Mike how come this is the first time I am seeing this pic? This is the one man! She is all over you!

I have a night time almost everyday

A woman once broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution?? I sent them to her dad. True story!

WOW ^^^ Scott likes to wear womens underwear.

A woman once broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution?? I sent them to her dad. True story! Bravo!!!

That would kick f'ing ass ZWilllly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder what Chuck Norris is doing right now?

I wonder what Chuck Norris is doing right now? Push-ups. Duh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj2kUcTgOIw

^^^^^ hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ur2er-STls

lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololwut

Great minds think a like. . . here's one I did a few years back ung Booman's mug

My hand smells like my mother.

I wonder what Chuck Norris is doing right now? mastrubating to dinosaurs. . while doing push ups.

lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololwut

Great minds think a like. . . here's one I did a few years back ung Booman's mug

hahahahahahahahahaha

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you know I always thought dogs laid eggs, and I learned something today.

you guys are gonna love this one
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23cjXModWpA&feature=channel_page">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23cjXMod ... annel_page

Throwing a stuffed frog at someone will trying to jump over a couch is not a good idea...

^^^ I fucking knew it!

i want to burn the children in the park hahahahahaha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9VeoBjwV1U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU

Can we say...........it's on!

This should be good.

Can we say...........it's on!http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Bring-It-On-Poster-C10120538.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=qsEZ2lpM0Ywaways found this funny

She don't like fashions, she don't like phonies She don't like junkies, she don't like druggies She just wants my beef baloney

Beef, beef, beef, beef balogna

She don't like salami, she don't want pastrami She don't want a chicken, she don't want a roast She just wants her double dose of my

Beef, beef, beef, beef balognahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w-_dn7t25k

am i misng something there????

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am i misng something there????

Please refer to my post on page 3 of this thread for a brief explanation.



talk about a delayed response!

nice work you two.

this brought a tear to my eye, for futher explaination ask patrick

this brought a tear to my eye, for futher explaination ask patrick

Patrick you must explain!

I'll explain, some time ago I heard that the wizard of oz is such a popular movie that it is almost imposble to go 1 week without hearing a reference to it. I said thats bull shit I can do it. That was over a year ago and I have yet to do it. Every time I get close to going a week there is always something that stops me. That picture stopped me this week. IT'S EVERYWHERE!!! you just have to pay attention.

I'll explain, some time ago I heard that the wizard of oz is such a popular movie that it is almost imposble to go 1 week without hearing a reference to it. I said thats bull shit I can do it. That was over a year ago and I have yet to do it. Every time I get close to going a week there is always something that stops me. That picture stopped me this week. IT'S EVERYWHERE!!! you just have to pay attention.

no joke Will? Surely it can't be that hard. I gotta try that out....

I'll explain, some time ago I heard that the wizard of oz is such a popular movie that it is almost imposble to go 1 week without hearing a reference to it. I said thats bull shit I can do it. That was over a year ago and I have yet to do it. Every time I get close to going a week there is always something that stops me. That picture stopped me this week. IT'S EVERYWHERE!!! you just have to pay attention.

no joke Will? Surely it can't be that hard. I gotta try that out....

good luck

This is an old picture I took of Lee Lambert's house....

Looks like my kind of place!

http://i42.tinypic.com/29zc3o1.

my dad died during childbirth

its really creepy how inbred people have milar facial structures like giant midgets!!!!

its really creepy how inbred people have milar facial structures like giant midgets

its really creepy how inbred people have milar facial structures like giant midgets



EXACTLY!!!

its really creepy how inbred people have milar facial structures like giant midgets



EXACTLY

A man was driving down the road one rainy day when his car suddenly broke down in front of a small monastery. To escape the rain he walked up to the monastery and knocked on the door.

The head monk answers the door and says "Ah, hello. How may I help you?"

"Um, hello." the man replies, "My car broke down and I was wondering if you had a phone or something for me to call for help."

"Well," the head monk says, "We do not have any phones here, however, we can send one of our monks to the city and get you help. In the meantime, you are allowed to stay here in the monastery."

The man thanked the head monk and went inde. The other monks graciously accepted him as one of their own. They fed him, proivded him with a bath, and gave him his own little bed. Then, later that night, the man heard a noise. A sound unlike anything he had ever heard before. He stayed up all night, tosng and turning, trying to think of what it could be.

The next morning, he walked up to the head monk and said "Hello, I was wondering if I could ask you a question..."

"Yes," the head monk said, "what is it you would like to know?"

"well, you see," the man said, "Yesterday I heard a strange noise... and I was wondering if you knew what it was..."

"Oh, I'm sorry," the head monk said in reply "I can not tell you for you are not a monk."

"Well, then how do I become a monk?" The man said, desperate to find out what the beautiful noise was.

"There is a test you must take." the head monk answered, "You must go all around the world and count all the blades of grass, and all the grains of sand, then come back here."

The man spent many years traveling the world, seeking out the answer to the monks test of faith, endurance, and bravery. The yearning to find out the noise pushing him forward.

Finally, ten years later, the man returned to the monastery. The head monk greeted him, and led him to a small room, filled with other monks. "Now," the head monk said, "How many blades of grass, and grains of sand are there?"

The man replied "By degn, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception."

The monks shouted with glee. They congratulated him, they gave him ts, and then the head monk handed him a small golden key.

"Take this." he said, "There is a small golden door on the other de of the monastery... This is the key to that door..."

The man went and unlocked the door. Behind it was a lver door, with a lver key in it. Behind that door was a ruby door, and behind that, a diamond door. The man stepped through many doors. Through platinum, sapphire, iron, steel, and finally, he came to a plain, wooden door, with a plain wooden key.

He turned the key, and upon opening the door, he heard the noise again... "How beautiful..." he thought to himself. He then thrust the door open and saw what it was that had made the noise. He falls to his knees in awe of what it was that had produced the amazing, seductive sound...

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... But, of course, I can not tell you what it was for you are not a monk.

http://amazingscott.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/family-guy-funny.

hehe...love this one

Mike in 30 years.....

its really creepy how inbred people have milar facial structures like giant midgets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQa31u9KI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVx2uCcDXX0

lol

Mike in 30 years.....

Just saw this......

JERK! haha

^^ ^^ I do what I do!

u guys will loveeeeeeee this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCQSpzjHxpQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajnEJtzhC-Y

these are the best XD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dioadYU9Yq8

funny office prank I pulled on my buddy this past Friday....

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^^^^

Awesome!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Man you are so getting some payback Zach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^^^

Awesome!

Hi MIKE! People here were saying you have a little trouble with a married chick. I thought you were dead already. Someone took these pics and told us that are you with the red short... Oh Mike... What stupid idea....

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Man you are so getting some payback Zach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!There's more where that came from.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Man you are so getting some payback Zach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!There's more where that came from.

NOW THATS FUNNY!!!!!

HEY BooMan what does gay horses eat......HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY

I told you there would be more to come

HEY BooMan what does gay horses eat......HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY

I told you there would be more to comeHANDS DOWN!



And your so screwed Zach it isn't funny! Payback is a BITCH!!!!

Can't wait.......

Can't wait....... i'a cookin up a somthin! (in an Italian voice)

Can't wait....... i'a cookin up a somthin! (in an Italian voice)Lol your mom just told me you didn't know how to cook......

Can't wait....... i'a cookin up a somthin! (in an Italian voice)Lol your mom just told me you didn't know how to cook...... HAHAHAHAHAHA

Round 2

Z willlllllllly wins!

Can't wait....... i'a cookin up a somthin! (in an Italian voice)Lol your mom just told me you didn't know how to cook...... HAHAHAHAHAHA

Round 2

Z willlllllllly wins!

The knockout punch

What happened to this funny thread??? http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/23469/492101.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyvhMHDi6Mo

Trick 'r Treat

I was thinking:

Why Popeye is called Popeye if his eyes do not pop up?

In fact, he's blind of an eye, as we could exaustly see on cartoons...

Let's make a pause and reflect about it

http://www.geocities.com/~shovalfilm/images/Olive-Popeye-Wheel. http://www.cornichon.org/archives/popeye.jpg" class="photoborder" />

I could never get my head around what "Alice The Goon" was supposed to be. I guess I'll only find out if I start smoking crack on a regular bas.

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Hmm

In fact. it's a strange figure. Her nose looks like something I couldn't say here but remember me a mask from a guy from a metal band called Slipknot.

And what's more strange? Brutus is always smiling! Look



Why he's always smiling? Popeye (the guy who has not pop up eye) always kick his ass! And Olive Oil is not that gorgeous chick... She's some white ethiop girl, thought.

Maybe Brutus has the same problem Joker had, and is smiling even when don't want to...

First thing I noticed when I saw Alice the Goon for the first time was her dick nose. Who knows where her nose has been? Oh wait, that's just answered your question. Alice the Goon has been sticking her nose up Bluto's arse, that's why he's always smiling!

Elementary my dear Bastard.

COuld be right this...

You know, I never suspect Brutus homo acts. It explains too much thing: he stalks Popeye (the guy who eye don't pop up) 'cos he loves him, and want to take Olive Oil so he could kill her and have Popeye only for him. See? It's the prequel of Brocken Back Mountain movie. That's a great discovery!

Ok, and now, about that rat or cat or dog or squirrel or skunk or beaver or crock or hamster or Atomic Ant? What the hell is it? It's an alien? Dude, his tail has magic powers! Fuck! Spiderman doesn't have that powers!

In charge to solve this puzzle, Bastard...

Trick 'r Treat is that booman on a short bus?

hahahahahahahahahaha ^^^^^^^^^ YES!

Elementary my dear Bastard.

COuld be right this...

You know, I never suspect Brutus homo acts. It explains too much thing: he stalks Popeye (the guy who eye don't pop up) 'cos he loves him, and want to take Olive Oil so he could kill her and have Popeye only for him. See? It's the prequel of Brocken Back Mountain movie. That's a great discovery!

Ok, and now, about that rat or cat or dog or squirrel or skunk or beaver or crock or hamster or Atomic Ant? What the hell is it? It's an alien? Dude, his tail has magic powers! Fuck! Spiderman doesn't have that powers!

In charge to solve this puzzle, Bastard...

I wish I could solve that puzzle but I don't remember an Atomic Ant in Popeye at all. Are you sure you aren't getting confused with The Great Gazoo from The Flintstones? Or maybe you've been sniffing too much glue when watching Popeye?

DAMN!

Maybe, maybe not...

I founded Olive Oil last pic in her blog. She gain some weight making the Moon Diet. Only eat at night.

Did you really have to post pictures of your girlfriend? It's bad enough seeing pictures of your ugly mug on here without seeing pictures of her as well! I inst that you dest on posting any more pictures of the love of your life on here!

Did you really have to post pictures of your girlfriend? It's bad enough seeing pictures of your ulgy mug on here without seeing pictures of her as well! I inst that dest on posting any more pictures of the love of your life on here

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

Did you really have to post pictures of your girlfriend? It's bad enough seeing pictures of your ulgy mug on here without seeing pictures of her as well! I inst that dest on posting any more pictures of the love of your life on here

Nope. I love her, so I inst that you need to see her the way I do.

Don't care for this bastard piece of crap, honey...

He doesn't know what can you do in our bed at night...



And here a close!

I bet there is a lot of shit in that arse!

I just lost my appetite.....

I'm gonna vomit

found this on someones myspace profile, HA!!!

found this on someones myspace profile, HA!!!

That's funny so did I...

Oh, I took a pic from Ryan too

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And this lovely movie starring our admin

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Notice that there are too many "winner" indications to this one. Congrats Justin!

Heartache is a bitch, but you know whats worse? Catching fire while bar-b-quing drunk. It's no contest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9USqGsV9gk8

Smile...everyday above ground is a good day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yslZfjiz5r8

After party and 13 beers...

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Bike crashes hurts a lotz, don't drink and ride a bike.

Balls

...And now for something completely different...

The Larch...

^^ THE LARCH?????Now that is freaking random!!!!!!

Duck Sauce.....that is all!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

That avatar Zach

and the videoTwo for two my friend! I'M ON A BOAT!!!!

That avatar Zach

and the videoTwo for two my friend! I'M ON A BOAT!!!! LOL thanks.....I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies

check this vid out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c Nah, that ain't me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9CWQl0nNK0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wvmvic2hBA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP-9L6qL8EI

You know what really grinds my gears? People in the 19th century. Why don't they get with the freakin program? It's called an automobile, folks. It's much faster than a horse!

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/58/l_91733c96b3384d0eaead01ec85610d0b.

nce I don't meet the requirements in the photo manipulation thread... I thought I'd just post it here.



Sam, Matthew... I hope you can forgive me.

damn my dogs have gas!

I'm falling asleep at my desk.....still got alittle over two hours to go. Anyone got a noose? :)

btw great pic Justin...lol

My Dog's Birthday is today. She's 5 now. Her name's Kira and she's a Shephard/Lab mix.

Here she was at about 10 weeks.





And here's my big baby not long ago... Ain't she cute?

home made black metal gauntlet...

Very cool NY Ghoul. I should have one of them when i was playing poker earlier against my 6 year old son the way he stole my chips. lol

What came first, Dick or "dick"?

Which Dick came first?

OK, so if this isn't too crude of an opener, I will explain myself. My question is a mple one, but one that has troubled me for many years. I am puzzled as to which of these events occurred:

1. Someone (somebody had to be first didn't they?) named Richard thought it was a grand idea to go by a nickname which was also slang for the male genitalia "penis."

2. Penis slang was personified for someone nicknamed Dick who perhaps resembled in appearance or actions the male genitalia.

3. Some "coincidence" which cannot be explained. Adding to the uniqueness of this nickname is that Dick only shares two letters with Richard. Can you imagine for example "Pussy" being an acceptable nickname for Priscilla. Or "Tits" for Theresa. Perhaps "Ass" for Osama is on the way into the language and we don't even know it yet.

Sure, or perhaps "to Cecil" will come to mean "to be wise beyond one's years."

Obviously the name came first. The name Richard is very old, although its origin is disputed. Old English had Richeard, from Ric (ruler) and heard (hard); French had Richart, and Old German had Ricohard. The name Richer was also fairly common until the 13th Century or thereabouts.

In those days, manuscripts, letters, grocery lists, and everything else was written by hand; it was therefore common and eaer to use agreed-upon abbreviations. "Rich." was used for "Richer" and "Ric." for "Richard" or "Ricard."

Richard and Ricard were equally popular in the Middle Ages, and the abbreviations led naturally to diminutives--such as Rich, Richie, Rick, and Ricket. Rhyming nicknames were also fairly common in the 12th and 13th centuries, and so we also have Hitch from Rich, Hick and Dick from Rick, and Hicket from Ricket. Some of these later became surnames or parts of surnames. We note that while Dick endures as a nickname, "Hick" has thankfully become obsolete, except when tied to "Dick" in rhymes such as "Hickory, Dickory, Dock."

In the 13th and 14th centuries, "Hick" evolved, however improbably, into "Hudde," from which derives surnames such as "Hudson." W. Bardsley's masterful work, Dictionary of English and Welsh Surnames (1901) cites a Latin manuscript that mentions "Ricardus dictus Hudde de Walkden."

Back at the ranch, Dick and Hick were among the earliest of the rhyming nicknames, first appearing in writing around 1220. Other rhyming nicknames include Polly from Molly, Bob from Rob (from Robert), Bill from Will (from William); and Hodge from Roger.

The name Dick (like the name Jack) was used colloquially to mean a man or everyman. The expreson "every Tom, Dick, or Harry" attests to the this as a long-established usage; Shakespeare uses "every Tom, Dick, or Francis" in Henry IV Part I.

From the usage of Dick to mean average person, other usages appeared. Many other usages. The Oxford English Dictionary cites a dick as meaning a type of hard cheese in 1847, which lead to the usage of "spotted dick" (to be dealt with in an upcoming Staff Report.) The term "dick" was also used to mean a riding whip, an apron, the mound around a ditch, and an abbreviation for "dictionary" around 1860.

Dick also meant a declaration, in which sense the OED cites someone writing in 1878 "I'd take my dying dick" to mean "I'd swear a dying declaration." The term "dick" came to mean policeman around 1908, and then detective.

And we finally get to where you started. The use of "dick" as coarse slang for penis first arises around 1890. Tracking the history of uncouth words is not easy, nce such expresons were not generally written down. How "dick" came to be associated with penis is not known, although the riding whip may have pointed the way.

So there you have it.

Purring is a part of my daily routine everyday.

Facebook really sucks these last few days.....

Do you like fish sticks?

http://i692.photobucket.com/albums/vv283/DeeKayL/animations/1259765922394.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80lM8ukLDns

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sorry jack, i just heard chucky's back!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQVfOguNWBw

Quick what movie did my g banner come from? The winner gets a date with Patrick (Myers31TKD)

Quick what movie did my g banner come from? The winner gets a date with Patrick (Myers31TKD)

jeepers creepers?

if i'm right i'll pass on the date

Quick what movie did my g banner come from? The winner gets a date with Patrick (Myers31TKD)

jeepers creepers?

if i'm right i'll pass on the date

Your loss bro.

First off!To the picture above me.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/rsoh2k4/Halloween/Halloween3-DancingFaces2-1.

Mind bleach, I need mind bleach.

Why does Hollywood write the fakest fucking dialogue for teenagers?

What the hell?!

WTF?!

I don't know about ya'll but i'm saving money in a jar in my garage to go half way across the country to Florida. To go to the new Harry Potter World.

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~XOXO Sara

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/125/m_c5bf9ad20ebeaa2d10468f3fe250c4ac.

~XOXO Sara I've always found that one hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH4gumw8AsQ

I have this old paperback copy of Shirley Jackson's book The Lottery. This particular printing is from 1965. I have only read the first story so far. I just find it so cool that this book was printed long before I was born

It is one of a couple hundred books that I have waiting around for me to read them. I don't know why but sometimes I just buy books for the hell of it. I acquire them much faster than I read them. But quite a lot of them I got dirt cheap at library book sales. So many great authors of horror out there like Brian Keene, the late Richard Laymon, Jack Ketchum, Edward Lee and Tim Lebbon. Well most of those authors I only have paperbacks that I bought new but they are all worth the money. OK to wrap this rant up Horror films are great but horror novels and short stories are also great.

for them!

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Brasky throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Brasky decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human.

Beat that randomness!!!

Hilarious video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulK5-oypvfY

I actually sent you a email through your webte when I first began looking for this Rawhead model kit to see if it was still available. You should make more kits I love your work.

And I ask you to NEVER reply into this kind of topics. With the reported message should be enough, thank you.