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BREAKING NEWS: BEN TRAMER WAS MURDERED!
BREAKING NEWS: Taken from the Illinois State Chronicle - Over three decades have passed nce the bizarre death of Bennett Samuel Tramer. Events that occurred on that infamous Halloween night are still talked about today. Detectives admit that most of their resources were spent trying to stop the insane maniac Michael Myers who escaped from Smith's Grove Sanitarium early in the evening, brutally killing random women while wearing a spray painted "Captain Kirk" mask.
Detective Stephen Kearney said in a recent interview "We were just wondering what the hell was going on! You have this psycho running around with a Star Trek mask on killing people. We barely even remember that kid Tramer roasting on the front of Chris's police cruiser."
Well, this case has been reopened. In a confeson to local officers former detective Chris Popp admitted to intentionally running into Tramer. When asked why he stated "I had to do it. The kid was a dumbass. There is a killer on the loose sporting a white mask. And what does this a hole Tramer do? He finds almost the exact same damn mask. I mean c'mon you f'ing idiot. He was asking for it. So I see him walking across the street clearly drunk and so I's speed up and WHAMO....SPLAT. I didn't think two things about it. I laugh about it to this day!"
When asked why he would turn himself in all these years later he admits "Hey I hear they're making a Halloween 3D. nce Rob Zombie didn't put me in H2, I figure this might be my last chance to make it into the series. I might not make much up front but I could go to random horror conventions and charge $20 for autographs the rest of my life. I'd be on easy street!"
Unfortunately Popp will not be in the new movie and will be spending 60 to life in the Illinois State Penitentiary.
Rare treasured memories from parents Carl and Bonnie Tramer of Ben taken earlier in evening the night of his death. May he rest in peace...
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Help us spread the news! Ben Tramer didnt have to die!!!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS
Detective Stephen Kearney said in a recent interview "We were just wondering what the hell was going on! You have this psycho running around with a Star Trek mask on killing people. We barely even remember that kid Tramer roasting on the front of Chris's police cruiser."
Well, this case has been reopened. In a confeson to local officers former detective Chris Popp admitted to intentionally running into Tramer. When asked why he stated "I had to do it. The kid was a dumbass. There is a killer on the loose sporting a white mask. And what does this a hole Tramer do? He finds almost the exact same damn mask. I mean c'mon you f'ing idiot. He was asking for it. So I see him walking across the street clearly drunk and so I's speed up and WHAMO....SPLAT. I didn't think two things about it. I laugh about it to this day!"
When asked why he would turn himself in all these years later he admits "Hey I hear they're making a Halloween 3D. nce Rob Zombie didn't put me in H2, I figure this might be my last chance to make it into the series. I might not make much up front but I could go to random horror conventions and charge $20 for autographs the rest of my life. I'd be on easy street!"
Unfortunately Popp will not be in the new movie and will be spending 60 to life in the Illinois State Penitentiary.
Rare treasured memories from parents Carl and Bonnie Tramer of Ben taken earlier in evening the night of his death. May he rest in peace...
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Help us spread the news! Ben Tramer didnt have to die!!!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS
Horror Domain - Cursed Evil Overlord
Sunday 8/28/2011 at 06:27 PM | 81702
Bwahahaahahahaah! PRICELESS!!!!!
indygogo
Sunday 8/28/2011 at 06:36 PM | 81704
And I have found myself a new gnature banner!
indygogo
Sunday 8/28/2011 at 06:37 PM | 81705
I want that banner! D: And good great post : D I enjoyed the pictures XD
BloodyAdored
Sunday 8/28/2011 at 06:41 PM | 81706
AWESOME POST....AWESOME!
TheShape1188
Sunday 8/28/2011 at 09:09 PM | 81710
This is brilliant. Almost as brilliant as having Ben Tramer in the second film period. CHEERS.
nolifefan
Sunday 8/28/2011 at 09:35 PM | 81711
This is exactly why I left many of the other horror tes and have made this place my new home. You guys don't take yourself overly seriously and that is what you need to keep plugging away at. This story literally made me laugh out loud and I have sent it to all my friends, one who text me back laughing his ass off. Keep it up all of you. This is what makes horror fun!
JaneDoe
Sunday 8/28/2011 at 09:52 PM | 81713
This is exactly why I left many of the other horror tes and have made this place my new home. You guys don't take yourself overly seriously and that is what you need to keep plugging away at. This story literally made me laugh out loud and I have sent it to all my friends, one who text me back laughing his ass off. Keep it up all of you. This is what makes horror fun
Couldn't have stated it better myself. Horror mixed with fun. Who would have thought a te could pull it off so brilliantly!
Couldn't have stated it better myself. Horror mixed with fun. Who would have thought a te could pull it off so brilliantly!
Shakelford, J. Rusty
Monday 8/29/2011 at 03:35 AM | 81734
This is HILARIOUS!!! I love Halloween 2! this is one of my favorite scenes in all of the Halloween movies!
Kidtut
Monday 8/29/2011 at 12:04 PM | 81747
Awesome read!
Thanks!
Thanks!
2LindsayMorrison
Monday 8/29/2011 at 09:38 PM | 81785
Bravo BooMan!
joshk1986
Wednesday 8/31/2011 at 05:21 AM | 81912
