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15 Killer Freddy Krueger "A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET" Quotes!

Once upon a time Mr. Fred Krueger was a vile son-of-a-bitch with a sense of humor about as thick as fishing line. Of course, that all changed when New Line released A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge. Krueger’s character trantioned from a hellish being with menace in his mouth to standup comedian in training, in the short span of one ngle year.

While I prefer my nightmares on the dark de, I’ve never had a legitimate problem with Fred going funny; somehow, it made a nister villain likeable, and hey, who doesn’t enjoy a joke or two in their horror? I like to believe the recent franchise reboot will keep the character on the straight path as more sequels follow, but who really knows what to expect these days?

Pretending for a moment that the comedy routine has been permanently delined, I’m going to revit the original run now, and highlight the comedy that we may never receive from the contemporary vion. So, join me, as I count down Fred’s 15 best quotes!

“Wanna suck face?”: Krueger to Sheila Kopecky in Nightmare 4 “Let’s get high.”: Krueger to Taryn White in Nightmare 3 “Bon appetite, bitch!”: Krueger to Greta Gibson in Nightmare 5 “Kung Fu this, bitch!” Krueger to Traci in Freddy’s Dead “Every town has an Elm Street.” Krueger to Maggie Burroughs in Freddy’s Dead “Hey Spence, let’s trip out.” Krueger to Spencer in Freddy’s Dead “Nice hearin’ from ya, Carlos.” Krueger to Carlos in Freddy’s Dead

“Welcome to prime time, bitch!”: Krueger to Jennifer Caulfield in Nightmare 3 “Better not dream and drive!”: Krueger to Dan Jordan in Nightmare 5 “Told ya comic books was bad for ya!”: Krueger to Mark Gray in Nightmare 5 “Well it aint Dr. Suess!”: Krueger to Dan Jordan in Nightmare 5 “No pain, no gain.”: Krueger to Debbie Stevens in Nightmare 4 “How sweet, dark meat.”: Krueger to Kia Waterson in Freddy vs. Jason “You’ve got the body, I’ve got the brain…”: Krueger to Jesse Walsh in Nightmare 2 “I am forever, too bad you’re not!”: Krueger to Doc in Freddy’s Dead

Got a favorite line I missed? Don't be bashful, share!
Matt_Molgaard Sunday 10/16/2011 at 08:19 PM | 85224
"Well what do you know. I beat my high score." Freddy's Dead. So bad, but so funny.
ObscureCinema101 Sunday 10/16/2011 at 08:26 PM | 85226
also a great call!
Matt_Molgaard Sunday 10/16/2011 at 11:15 PM | 85251
"How's this for a wet dream?" Ealy a fave of mine.
Zombie Dude Monday 10/17/2011 at 01:49 PM | 85287
Lol I always get a kick out of NOES 3 when freddy kills Zsa Zsa Gabor...

"Can i ask you something? WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK!!"
Jonny Sicko Monday 10/17/2011 at 04:42 PM | 85290
"you forgot the power glooooove!"
LaLaLauren1011 Tuesday 10/18/2011 at 12:25 AM | 85323